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Top 5:

1. QI.

2. Bullseye.

3. Shooting Stars.

4. Have I got News for You.

5. Blockbusters.

6. It's a Knockout.

(Sorry, six there. )

Bottom 5:

1. Jokers Wild.

2. Kick Start.

3. Kitchen Criminals.

4. Scrapheap Challenge.

5. A Question of Sport.

Reference

Edited by Crispian Crunchie

Posted

Top 5...

1. The Crystal Maze (has to be)

2. QI

3. Whose Line Is It Anyway (not fussed over the yankee/brit versions - they're both good)

4. Have I Got News For You

5. The Interceptor

Bottom 5...

1. I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here

2. Big Brother

3. Strictly Come Dancing

4= Any pishy Cowell/Lloyd-Webber/whatever backed 'find-a-new-star-singer-to-make-me-more-money' shows

Oh, and Crispy - surprised you didn't mention Deal or No Deal... :rolleyes:

Posted
Deal or No Deal? PISH.

I agree.

Top 5...

1. QI

2. Have I Got News

3. Weakest Link

4. Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

5. Countdown

Bottom 5

1. Ready Steady Cook (along with all other cookery shows.)

2. Deal Or No Deal (I cannae stand Noel Edmonds, smug git.)

3. Golden Balls (Should be re-named Loada Bollox.)

4. Question Of Sport (Sue Barker's voice irritates me.)

5. Postcode Challenge (but I still watch it.)

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Posted

I will concentrate on my bottom 5

My bottom 5 are all rolled into one

" WHO DARE SINGS "

This programme has got to be the biggest load of CRAP in TV HISTORY.

It is an insult to viewers intelligence. I have just renewed my TV licence at a cost of £ 139 50. This is the drivel dished up on Saturday night peak viewing time.

OH DEAR OH DEAR OH DEAR.

Once bitten twice shy. The OFF BUTTON will be working overtime next Saturday.

Posted
I will concentrate on my bottom 5

My bottom 5 are all rolled into one

" WHO DARE SINGS "

This programme has got to be the biggest load of CRAP in TV HISTORY.

It is an insult to viewers intelligence. I have just renewed my TV licence at a cost of £ 139 50. This is the drivel dished up on Saturday night peak viewing time.

OH DEAR OH DEAR OH DEAR.

Once bitten twice shy. The OFF BUTTON will be working overtime next Saturday.

It's on ITV, so has feck all to do with your licence fee. :wink:

Posted
It's on ITV, so has feck all to do with your licence fee. :wink:

touche

It does not alter the fact that the programme referred to is the biggest load of C**P ever to hit the television dcreen.

Posted
touche

It does not alter the fact that the programme referred to is the biggest load of C**P ever to hit the television dcreen.

Very true.

Posted
What about Now You See It, Canna f**k....that was GOOD!

A quiz show about Scottish Islands?

That would be Handa if it wisnae such a Rum idea.

Is it on Skye? Or did it Uist to be on the Beeb?

If the series is over - please Yell if it comes back on again.

Don't Uig-nore me.

All the above silly puns is the kinda Humour you get on Larsen's DaVaar Side....

Posted
A quiz show about Scottish Islands?

That would be Handa if it wisnae such a Rum idea.

Is it on Skye? Or did it Uist to be on the Beeb?

If the series is over - please Yell if it comes back on again.

Don't Uig-nore me.

All the above silly puns is the kinda Humour you get on Larsen's DaVaar Side....

Hoy!

I'll have to Mull that one over. Perhaps I will place a Coll to my Barra-ster, Mr Lewis.

However, I must first eat my Eigg-s and clean the Muck from my boots, which are also a little Sanday.

After drinking all this Rum I must also empty my Pladda.

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