Crispian Crunchie Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 1. Lie down. 2. Lie down. 3. Lie down. 4. Lie down. 5. Lie down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 1. Think positive. 2. Stop praying. 3. Stop swimming or running. (You drowned or it/they got you) 4. Ignore any bit that feels itchy, if possible. 5. Take a DEEP BREATH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rothesay Saint Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 1. Apologise 2. Say it won't happen again 3. Tell her you love her 4. Blame someone else 5. Hide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 1. Still not find the Coconut Dug joke funny 2. Still not find the Coconut Dug joke funny 3. Still not find the Coconut Dug joke funny 4. Still not find the Coconut Dug joke funny 5. Still be a Saints fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Sid Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 1. Haunt traffic wardens 2. Instigate very bad trips for gr'n'k junkies 3. Move the ball slightly off the penalty spot whenever the opposition is gifted a penalty by some SFA c"nt for no good reason - also should €ngland get a penalty shoot out anywhere near the WC Finals 4. Possess the bodies of the chairpersons of the OF supporters associations and spread a message of peace and love demanding that the OF is disbanded for offences against common decency 5. Come back as Michelle Marsh's dildo that hits the g-spot so many times a day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 1. Lie down. 2. Lie down. 3. Lie down. 4. Lie down. 5. Lie down. Far too blinkered and one dimensional. 1. Think positive.2. Stop praying. 3. Stop swimming or running. (You drowned or it/they got you) 4. Ignore any bit that feels itchy, if possible. 5. Take a DEEP BREATH. Nice and practical. You'll go far. 1. Apologise2. Say it won't happen again 3. Tell her you love her 4. Blame someone else 5. Hide Oh dear. Been a naughty boy, have we? 1. Haunt traffic wardens2. Instigate very bad trips for gr'n'k junkies 3. Move the ball slightly off the penalty spot whenever the opposition is gifted a penalty by some SFA c"nt for no good reason - also should €ngland get a penalty shoot out anywhere near the WC Finals 4. Possess the bodies of the chairpersons of the OF supporters associations and spread a message of peace and love demanding that the OF is disbanded for offences against common decency 5. Come back as Michelle Marsh's dildo that hits the g-spot so many times a day... Imagination & filth. Quite characteristic Sidney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispian Crunchie Posted September 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Well, if we're going to pre-suppose the existence of a ghostly presence that survives death, then I'd add hanging around the dressing rooms of netball teams. Mind you, can a ghost get a stiffie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Mind you, can a ghost get a stiffie? In a real world, I can only vouch for the fact that after an hour or so, the total corporeal presence is 'a stiffie' : if you want to believe in ghostly 'stiffies', then it's your personal prerogative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispian Crunchie Posted September 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 I merely ask since if a ghost loses the ability to become sexually stimulated, in might not be worth hanging around netball teams' dressing rooms after all. What a depressing thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 I merely ask since if a ghost loses the ability to become sexually stimulated, in might not be worth hanging around netball teams' dressing rooms after all. What a depressing thought. Aesthetics still count. They tell me that when you get old that 'abilities' may dwindle or be lost. It wouldn't stop me hanging around 'invisibly'.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Well, if we're going to pre-suppose the existence of a ghostly presence that survives death, then I'd add hanging around the dressing rooms of netball teams. Mind you, can a ghost get a stiffie? Well, I was actually just alluding to the fact that if you're blown to smithereens by a suicide bomber it may actually be a wee bit difficult to lie down if your body parts are all over the shop, suicide bombing being, of course, what those of us who believe in an afterlife indulge in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispian Crunchie Posted September 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Well, I was actually just alluding to the fact that if you're blown to smithereens by a suicide bomber it may actually be a wee bit difficult to lie down if your body parts are all over the shop, suicide bombing being, of course, what those of us who believe in an afterlife indulge in. See your point. A bit like the problem of the sludgy gooey mess there's going to be everywhere when the dead rise from their graves at the Last Trump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Don't think it'll be a gooey mess, more like the world's biggest xylophone attempt. Dem bones, dem bones, dem DRY bones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gudmunder Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 (edited) All this talk of ghosts and stiffies......it's enough to give you the willies! 1. FTOF 2. FTOF 3. FTOF 4. FTOF 5. Just give me a sec....it will come to me..... Edited September 16, 2008 by gudmunder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Don't think it'll be a gooey mess, more like the world's biggest xylophone attempt.Dem bones, dem bones, dem DRY bones. By some stunningly weird coincidence I was flicking through radio stations last night and lo & be-feckin'-hold happened across that very song! I don't think I've EVER heard it on the radio, and I certainly ain't heard it anywhere in years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispian Crunchie Posted September 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 (edited) <Twilight Zone Music> ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner.........</Twilight Zone Music> Edited September 17, 2008 by Crispian Crunchie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 <Twilight Zone Music> ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner.........</Twilight Zone Music> Now hear de word ob de Loooooorrrd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintnextlifetime Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 1. find a new body . 2. Wait till body grows to talking age . 3. then ask parents to take me to see SMFC play at home 4 . Become Saints fan ..again 5. if 3 fails wait till old enough to go without parents.. SMNLT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piecebox Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 1 Waken up and realise it was all a bad dream. 2 ditto 3 ditto 4 ditto 5 ditto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svensen Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 1. Wait for the gas released from a meteor to reanimate you 2. Maraud for flesh and/or brains with the rest of the undead 3. Mass in groups around shopping centres/military installations/run down shacks 4. Try not to re-die 5. Eat the hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 1. Wait for the gas released from a meteor to reanimate you2. Maraud for flesh and/or brains with the rest of the undead 3. Mass in groups around shopping centres/military installations/run down shacks 4. Try not to re-die 5. Eat the hero *riiiiiiinnng*riiiiiiiing* Hello, Mr. Romero....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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