In A Homage To Mock The Week

[St. Sid]

1. "I really wish we would just sit back and defend our 2 goal lead."

2. "That'll mean Dargo gets to keep the match ball."

3. "That fat ride Shull just got the last steak 'n gravy pie."

4. "Put your jumper on Michelle, the way yer nipples are standing out you must be freezin'!"

5. "Davy Hay's Black and White Army!"

Edited October 1, 2008 by Jerry Sidowitz

[Sideshow]

1. "We're in the top six."

2. "The board would like to introduce the next St. Mirren manager, Sir Alex Ferguson."

3. "There's only one Nacho Novo, there's only one Nacho Novo..."

4. "Nakamura never dived, it was a definite free kick."

5. "Want to merge with Morton?"

[chingford]

1. That'll please the boo-boys.

2. The Celtic fans look classy in their Orange away-strips.

3. The *** support does better harmonies on The Fields of Athenry than the ***** do.

4. Gus set the team up perfectly, today.

5. Peanuts! Macaroon Bars!

Edited October 1, 2008 by chingford

[aber 87]

1. Theres only one Gus Mcpherson

2. For F*** sake bring Millen on

3. Cant believe how attacking we are

4. Gus will need to buy more defensive players

5. Gus sure knows how to use his subs eh!!

[oscar]

Today's referee was brilliant.

Attack, attack......attack, attack, attack.

Shuggie Murray didn't get booked.

Weren't the OF fans well behaved and didn't sing any sectarian songs.

Sit doon, I want to see the game cos it's so exciting.

(for those not old enough) Attack, attack......attack, attack, attack was occassionally chanted back in the '80's when Saints were riding high in the Premier League and we did actually have an idea where the opposition goal was.

[Wilbur]

1. Those Gents toilets in the North Bank are really nice.

2. That Ross Tokely's a good player, isn't he ?

3. Let's applaud those Rangers fans for their good-hearted singing.

4. It's good to see Andy Millen getting another run in the first team.

5. Brilliant, Eddie Smith's the ref for today's game.

[The Sandman]

I just saw Campbell Kennedy, it's put me in the notion to buy a blazer...........

Did you see that babe of a female steward...............?

That wee first aid guy, at the back of the Northbank, used to be the most popular bus conductor in Paisley..................

I glad I waited to use the crapper at the ground, it was a delight........

I'm going for a pint with my mate Buddavid..........................

[mon the saints!!]

1. Can't wait for this to be the new Tesco

2. We're going to have to make a bigger stand for the Caley fans when they come next season

3. STOP SHOOTING MASON!!!

4. Come on referee, Dargo hardly touched him!!!

5. I'm sick of the sight of that Brighton!!

[Murray7]

1. Tom Brighton is a goal machine

2. Eddie Smith always gives correct decisions

3. Paul Mathers

4. Give Tokely a good reception

5. Kirk's too good for Rangers

[The Sandman]

Oh look there's St Sid/Jerry Sidowitz, you should have seen how well he cleaned up the toilet on our bus after doing a crap the size of Europe....................

HSS: 'Oh look there's St Sid/Jerry Sidowitz, he gave me a fantastic tip after I took him home in my taxi...............

Pie stall girl: 'I haven't seen that fat bastard that buys 42 pies every game today'..............

Pie stall girl 2: 'There he's there, is he losing weight.................?'

Pie stall girl 1: 'Looks like it and hasn't he a magnificent head of hair...............?

[Dirty Sanchez]

1. Another three points in the bag for the Sons of William.

2. Well,that was certainly worth £27 and a ferry trip from Belfast.

3. That Charlie Adam's shots are getting closer every time.

4. At least we've got the Champions League to fall back on.

5. At least weve got the UEFA Cup to fall back on.

[Svensen]

1. Another three points in the bag for the Sons of William.

2. Well,that was certainly worth £27 and a ferry trip from Belfast.

3. That Charlie Adam's shots are getting closer every time.

4. At least we've got the Champions League to fall back on.

5. At least weve got the UEFA Cup to fall back on.

[Barry Proudfoot]

1 That sash and those union jacks really spruce this place up!

2 Look,look a *** with all his teeth.

3 Old firm lasses are lookin stunnin today.

4 ...and McPherson is taking the blame for all these defeats.

5 Tokely's head is in proportion with the rest of his body.

[Piecebox]

1 Kirk Broadfoot had a memory lapse when he ran out with the StMirren Team on Sunday.

2 Ally McCoist came on as a second half substitute after he had scoffed the last of the pies.

3 Walter Smith says Gus should get a knighthood after that result on Sunday.

4 Andy Millen had to be restrained from coming on as a substitute late in the second half.

5. StMirren 1 Rangers 0 You are havin a laff.

[buddavid]

I just saw Campbell Kennedy, it's put me in the notion to buy a blazer...........

Did you see that babe of a female steward...............?

That wee first aid guy, at the back of the Northbank, used to be the most popular bus conductor in Paisley..................

I glad I waited to use the crapper at the ground, it was a delight........

I'm going for a pint with my mate Buddavid..........................

[stripey]

NSS (Willie) buyin a pint

Stewart Gilmour says we're all gettin in free for the Celtic game

Shull tae pay you into the game

The CW Bus tae get to and from Inverness Problem Free

Saints tae stay at Love Street

[RossTheBoss]

Don't be daft, ref, Craig Dargo was never offside!

That was an excellent conservative tackle by Hugh Murray.

I'm glad Gus MacPherson has decided to use the Wyness/Dargo partnership that scored 46 goals in 2 years at Inverness.

I say, old chap, you do appear to be sitting in my seat, would you be so kind as to move and allow me to sit there please?

The goalkeeper is looking very competent today.

Edited October 22, 2008 by RossTheBoss

[Money1877]

1. ....and Potter plays a great ball forward.

2. ....and Morton have won the Renfrewshire Cup!

3. Great save by McGregor from McGinn's shot!

4. ....and Broadfoot gets a great reception from the Saints Support

5. ....and its a full house here at Love Street today

[Cairters_Corner]

1. "the union jacks are looking great"

2. "we want 3"

3. "our PA system really is top class"

4. "its been great standing during the game"

5. "a big welcome to oxford utd and their supporters"

[St. Sid]

1. There's TL, that boy does a power of shagging, a different woman every night and more often than not more than one.

2. There's SantaPonsaSaint, he offers the most eloquent support to St Mirren players, a real credit to the family stand where he is a shining example to the young Saints supporters.

3. There's Bill Lees, he has never missed a game in 50 years and is averse to shagging young boys bottoms.

4. There's Sandman with a modicum of sense still about him of a weekend.

5. There's Mad Gemma, Paisleybuds is till in a with a good shout of shagging that.

[simon templar]

1. I'm worried that somebody will try and snap Dargo up in the January transfer window...

2. Andy Dorman certainly wasn't a one season wonder, was he...?

3. I think this could finally be the year that Hearts or Hibs make a challenge for the league title, and show that they aren't an embarrassment to the country's capital city...

4. Kilmarnock really deserve their place in the top flight don't they? Just like Inverness Caley Thistle and Falkirk. And Hamilton...

5. The new strip looks great this season, doesn't it...?

And just for good measure, no. 6, from simon templar...

I really wish I hadn't shagged any girls who go to Love Street...

[Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes]

And just for good measure, no. 6, from simon templar...

I really wish I hadn't shagged any girls who go to Love Street...

So does that mean that you ARE happy you shagged a girl that went to Love Street or that you haven't but wished that you had?