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Just goes to show how corrupt EUFA and their parent body FIFA are, absolute joke, but not f*ckin funny!

It's in the rules , any team playing an un-registered player will forfeit match 3-0. This was being discussed in the media before the decision was ratified !

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It's in the rules , any team playing an un-registered player will forfeit match 3-0. This was being discussed in the media before the decision was ratified !

There is a precedent Billy, there was a Champions league game in the recent past where the ruling was based on the fact that the offending player was brought on as a sub with minutes to go and an unassailable lead to his team, and they were fined about 15,000 but allowed to progress.

I understand that the rules may have been changed since then, but it remains a travesty!

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There is a precedent Billy, there was a Champions league game in the recent past where the ruling was based on the fact that the offending player was brought on as a sub with minutes to go and an unassailable lead to his team, and they were fined about 15,000 but allowed to progress.

I understand that the rules may have been changed since then, but it remains a travesty!

This is the one you're talking about

However, in 2010, Uefa fined Debrecen £15,000 but rejected a protest from opponents Litex Lovech, who wanted the Hungarian side kicked out of the tournament for fielding an ineligible player.

Debrecen argued that they fielded Peter Mate in good faith as a substitute in Bulgaria when they were leading 4-1 on aggregate.

Uefa ruled that Debrecen had "no interest in fielding this player for the three last minutes of additional time, when the score was so clearly in its favour".

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Warsaw haven't been punished forfielding an ineligible player.

They have been punished for fielding a player who is suspended.

The UEFA rule for fielding a suspended player is a 3-0 defeat.

That is their rulebook. They don't have any leeway.

Okay, the reason the player was suspended is because they didn't register him for the previous round. But not registering him for the previous round isn't the crime here.

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Stolen from P&B, courtesy of our own Bobby F.

Love the Mash:

http://www.thedailym...r-2014080889421

"CELTIC has invented a fictional hero to take credit for the three goals it never scored.

The club was awarded a completely made-up 3-0 Champions League qualifying victory over Legia Warsaw after the Polish team accidentally fielded an invincible football robot for two minutes of injury time.

Now the Glasgow club has honoured the achievement by awarding the goals to the fictional attacking midfielder, Declan Sanchez.

A club spokesman said: “Declan is a working class boy from Galway whose grandfather was an Argentinian human rights activist and a close friend of Che Guevara.

“Declan joined Celtic at the age of seven after being spotted by Kenny Dalglish, adopted by Charlie Nicholas and trained by Henrik Larsson. When he is not creating and scoring magnificent goals he writes poetry about imperialist oppression.

“And he has the voice of an angel.”"

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  • 2 weeks later...

Does it suit me ? thumbup2.gif

If he/she really exists, can you imagine what his/ her big brothers look like? Looks a wee bit like a she. There's probably a contract out on a taxi driver formerly of Borrheid now Cardonald. And mibbee a bloke from Norn Irn as well.

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