St. Sid Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 1. Duffy - that diet coke advert should be banned or come with a warning to mute the sound. (Naw!) 2. Toni Basil (F"K AYE!) 3. Mariah Carey (backscuttle only) 4. Dolly Parton (like a kid on a bouncycastle) 5. Chrissie Hynde (sloppy seconds from Jungle Jim Kerr - mibbae not) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87-59-26 Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 1. Duffy - that diet coke advert should be banned or come with a warning to mute the sound. (Naw!)2. Toni Basil (F"K AYE!) 3. Mariah Carey (backscuttle only) 4. Dolly Parton (like a kid on a bouncycastle) 5. Chrissie Hynde (sloppy seconds from Jungle Jim Kerr - mibbae not) Marie McKee (no way) Geri Halliwell (not with yours) Duffy (not with Howard HABS shoes's) Amy Whinehouse - purely for what she did to Valerie (not even with a morton fan's) Kathryn Jenkins ( oh yeah...on many occasions..in many ways) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 THE F'CKEN LOT O' THEM!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdickloyal Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 1) Cilla Black 2) Geri Halliwell 3) Victoria Beckham 4) Mel B 5) Gary Reid (Pre-op) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sideshow Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 All of Girls Aloud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 All of Girls Aloud. Yhey'd still get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crudenbud Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Pete Burns Marilyn Manson Rowetta Michelle McManus Mutya from Sugababes Well... wid ye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rothesay Saint Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Michelle McManusWell... wid ye? Fiver says he already has. Any takers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Marie McKee (no way)Geri Halliwell (not with yours) Duffy (not with Howard HABS shoes's) Amy Whinehouse - purely for what she did to Valerie (not even with a morton fan's) Kathryn Jenkins ( oh yeah...on many occasions..in many ways) I'd do Maria McKee for a defo. The rest? You can have them, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 1. Duffy - that diet coke advert should be banned or come with a warning to mute the sound. (Naw!)2. Toni Basil (F"K AYE!) 3. Mariah Carey (backscuttle only) 4. Dolly Parton (like a kid on a bouncycastle) 5. Chrissie Hynde (sloppy seconds from Jungle Jim Kerr - mibbae not) Replace Chrissie Hynde with Madonna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickeyramone Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Duffy...Like nails down a feckin blackboard Marianne Faithfull...and thats without the heroin..jeezo! Louise Werner(Spelling?)Monotone midden Amy McDonald...all thats missing is Begorrah Begorrah with that fake irish accent. Her oot the No No No,s...feckin Siouxsie rip off... Lulu..she is supposed to be singing about Scotland in that advert..its the worst yankophile accent in the world..Tory cow...singing bout her love of Scotland and her beloved Tories ripped the feckin heart oot the country..she can sing nane anyway!!.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Sid Posted April 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Lulu..she is supposed to be singing about Scotland in that advert..its the worst yankophile accent in the world..Tory cow...singing bout her love of Scotland and her beloved Tories ripped the feckin heart oot the country..she can sing nane anyway!!.. So a good angry shag then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickeyramone Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Widnae ride it intae bttle Jerry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Yoko Ono. The worst female vocalist ever by a cuntery mile. Bjork. WTF is that wailing all about ? Lena Martell. F'kn pish. Marianne Faithfull. Toneless, tuneless & talentless. Cut her bawz off and she might sound vaguely female. Posh Spice. No further comment required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Widnae ride it intae bttle Jerry A wid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windae cleaner Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 A wid So would i stiffen the auld cow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 So would i stiffen the auld cow Spit roast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickeyramone Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 I s,pose i,d stick it in her mooth tae shut her up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 I s,pose i,d stick it in her mooth tae shut her up. You cuttin ma grass Mickey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickeyramone Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 You can have sloppy seconds...in fact naw ye can take the lot..i take the boak quite easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankin_panda Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Leona Lewis Mariah karey Rianna Victoria Beckham Maddonna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Sid Posted May 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 Reckon he's already been here: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Reckon he's already been here: I widnae mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs SFS Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 I widnae mind You're a sick man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 You're a sick man. Any holes a goal Derek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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