Julian Banjos Posted May 1, 2003 Report Share Posted May 1, 2003 1. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (Joe Miller) 2. Baldy baldy baldy baldy (Paul Jack) 3. We've got 10000 seats and you've no'! (Brockville) 4. He's fat, he's round, he's worth a million pound, Lavety Lavety! 5. Easy easy easy easy easy easy (bewilder the **** as we go 4-1 down at Castle Greyskull) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisleybuds Posted May 1, 2003 Report Share Posted May 1, 2003 (edited) 2. Baldy baldy baldy baldy (Paul Jack) Div?? Edited May 1, 2003 by paisleybuds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted May 1, 2003 Report Share Posted May 1, 2003 1.The Judo Song 2.Feck The T*n(Jingle Bells Version) 3.The Bucket Song 4.Top Of The League(We're Black and We're White,You're Black Greencocks***e) 5.We Can Smell You Sneaking Out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Sanchez Posted May 2, 2003 Report Share Posted May 2, 2003 Who remembers the Northbank bursting into a chorus of 'Rulolph the red nosed reindeer' when Gordon Strachan broke his blood spattered nose when he was playing for Aberdeen at Love Street? A few non-Saints efforts worth a mention: 'There's only two Andy Gorams'. Motherwell fans at Ibrox when Andy Goram withdrew from the Scotland squad due his mental health. 'Are Scotland in disguise?' Sung by one of the opponents of Craig Brown's Preston North End this season. 'There's too many polis' Sung by the Tartan army when the poils nearly outnumbered the fans when we played Chile in the Rous Cup in 1989. 'Fergie's wife's got foot and mouth' JJs at Dunfermline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted May 2, 2003 Report Share Posted May 2, 2003 Scotland vs Norway in the last-but-one World Cup : "Sing when you're whaling - you only sing when you're whaling ! Sing when you're whaa-a-a-ling, you only sing when you're wha-a-a-a-ling ! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ruggy Bairn Posted May 2, 2003 Report Share Posted May 2, 2003 Who remembers the Northbank bursting into a chorus of 'Rulolph the red nosed reindeer' when Gordon Strachan broke his blood spattered nose when he was playing for Aberdeen at Love Street?A few non-Saints efforts worth a mention: 'There's only two Andy Gorams'. Motherwell fans at Ibrox when Andy Goram withdrew from the Scotland squad due his mental health. 'Are Scotland in disguise?' Sung by one of the opponents of Craig Brown's Preston North End this season. 'There's too many polis' Sung by the Tartan army when the poils nearly outnumbered the fans when we played Chile in the Rous Cup in 1989. 'Fergie's wife's got foot and mouth' JJs at Dunfermline. the best chant I've ever heard, without a doubt was from the Aberdeen fans at Ibrox a couple of seasons ago. The Rang*rs fans were, as normal, singing the old Sheep Shagg*ng Baistarts song, when the Aberdeen fans replied: "Oh, I'd rather sha* a sheep than Mrs Mols." Class in a glass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted May 2, 2003 Report Share Posted May 2, 2003 Was there not a song going something like "We're s***e and we're beating you" when we were 3-1 up on Motherwell in our last SPL game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SWLNG Posted May 2, 2003 Report Share Posted May 2, 2003 Scotland vs Norway in the last-but-one World Cup : "Sing when you're whaling - you only sing when you're whaling ! Sing when you're whaa-a-a-ling, you only sing when you're wha-a-a-a-ling ! " On a similar theme,when Scotland played Saudi Arabia in the World Youth Cup Final at Hampden,some of the chants included: 'Send your camels over here'. and 'Sheik shagging b*****ds'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyBud Posted May 2, 2003 Report Share Posted May 2, 2003 On a similar theme,when Scotland played Saudi Arabia in the World Youth Cup Final at Hampden I remember that game....All the players were meant to be under 18 and every one of the Saudias had fully grown facial hair and the wife & weans in the stand! That was also meant to be Scotland's dream team of the future which was going to get us to world cup after world cup! We really are gullible, arent we!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ruggy Bairn Posted May 2, 2003 Report Share Posted May 2, 2003 That was also meant to be Scotland's dream team of the future which was going to get us to world cup after world cup! Paul Dickov was playing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted May 2, 2003 Report Share Posted May 2, 2003 James Will was the player of the tournament (Goalie) - think he was with Arsenal. Anyone know what happened to the best player in the world for his age group? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SWLNG Posted May 2, 2003 Report Share Posted May 2, 2003 Pele was at that tournament too,and he singled out Gary Bollan as the top Scottish player. That doesn't really say much for the rest of the squad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rock Posted May 3, 2003 Report Share Posted May 3, 2003 (edited) Pele was at that tournament too,and he singled out Gary Bollan as the top Scottish player.That doesn't really say much for the rest of the squad. The Rock says this, 'Remembering what this thread is meant to be about, do you have a funny Pele/Gary Bollin song?' Edited May 3, 2003 by The Rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SWLNG Posted May 3, 2003 Report Share Posted May 3, 2003 Pele was at that tournament too,and he singled out Gary Bollan as the top Scottish player.That doesn't really say much for the rest of the squad. The Rock says this, 'Remembering what this thread is meant to be about, do you have a funny Pele/Gary Bollin song?' Do you have a funny song about being pernickity about the content of forum threads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rock Posted May 3, 2003 Report Share Posted May 3, 2003 Do you have a funny song about being pernickity about the content of forum threads? This is a standard blues. Well a thread says this And a thread says that Then it twists around And attracts a twat Then SWLNG posts crap And that's the end of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ruggy Bairn Posted May 3, 2003 Report Share Posted May 3, 2003 This is a standard blues.Well a thread says this And a thread says that Then it twists around And attracts a twat Then SWLNG posts crap And that's the end of that How you are not on Top of the Pops I'll never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SWLNG Posted May 3, 2003 Report Share Posted May 3, 2003 Well,I guess it must be Saturday night, 'Cause there's a drunk on the forum talking sh*te, I wonder why he's not out on the town, F*ck me,has Paddy's burnt down? Beer and football is his life, With Paddy's gone he'll finally meet his wife, Without his beer he'll look much paler, But he'll still be a ringer for Phil 'The Power' Taylor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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