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Top 5 Funniest Songs/ Chants


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1. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (Joe Miller)

2. Baldy baldy baldy baldy (Paul Jack)

3. We've got 10000 seats and you've no'! (Brockville)

4. He's fat, he's round, he's worth a million pound, Lavety Lavety!

5. Easy easy easy easy easy easy (bewilder the **** as we go 4-1 down at Castle Greyskull)

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1.The Judo Song

2.Feck The T*n(Jingle Bells Version)

3.The Bucket Song

4.Top Of The League(We're Black and We're White,You're Black Greencocks***e)

5.We Can Smell You Sneaking Out

:D:lol::clapping:thumbs2:thumbs2

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Who remembers the Northbank bursting into a chorus of 'Rulolph the red nosed reindeer' when Gordon Strachan broke his blood spattered nose when he was playing for Aberdeen at Love Street?

A few non-Saints efforts worth a mention:

'There's only two Andy Gorams'.

Motherwell fans at Ibrox when Andy Goram withdrew from the Scotland squad due his mental health.

'Are Scotland in disguise?'

Sung by one of the opponents of Craig Brown's Preston North End this season.

'There's too many polis'

Sung by the Tartan army when the poils nearly outnumbered the fans when we played Chile in the Rous Cup in 1989.

'Fergie's wife's got foot and mouth'

JJs at Dunfermline.

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Who remembers the Northbank bursting into a chorus of 'Rulolph the red nosed reindeer' when Gordon Strachan broke his blood spattered nose when he was playing for Aberdeen at Love Street?

A few non-Saints efforts worth a mention:

'There's only two Andy Gorams'.

Motherwell fans at Ibrox when Andy Goram withdrew from the Scotland squad due his mental health.

'Are Scotland in disguise?'

Sung by one of the opponents of Craig Brown's Preston North End this season.

'There's too many polis'

Sung by the Tartan army when the poils nearly outnumbered the fans when we played Chile in the Rous Cup in 1989.

'Fergie's wife's got foot and mouth'

JJs at Dunfermline.

the best chant I've ever heard, without a doubt was from the Aberdeen fans at Ibrox a couple of seasons ago.

The Rang*rs fans were, as normal, singing the old Sheep Shagg*ng Baistarts song, when the Aberdeen fans replied: "Oh, I'd rather sha* a sheep than Mrs Mols."

Class in a glass :clapping:clapping:clapping

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Scotland vs Norway in the last-but-one World Cup :

"Sing when you're whaling - you only sing when you're whaling !

Sing when you're whaa-a-a-ling, you only sing when you're wha-a-a-a-ling ! "

:lol:

On a similar theme,when Scotland played Saudi Arabia in the World Youth Cup Final at Hampden,some of the chants included:

'Send your camels over here'.

and

'Sheik shagging b*****ds'.

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On a similar theme,when Scotland played Saudi Arabia in the World Youth Cup Final at Hampden

I remember that game....All the players were meant to be under 18 and every one of the Saudias had fully grown facial hair and the wife & weans in the stand!

That was also meant to be Scotland's dream team of the future which was going to get us to world cup after world cup!

We really are gullible, arent we!! :P:lol::D

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That was also meant to be Scotland's dream team of the future which was going to get us to world cup after world cup!

Paul Dickov was playing :ph34r:

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Pele was at that tournament too,and he singled out Gary Bollan :huh: as the top Scottish player.

That doesn't really say much for the rest of the squad.

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Pele was at that tournament too,and he singled out Gary Bollan  :huh: as the top Scottish player.

That doesn't really say much for the rest of the squad.

The Rock says this, 'Remembering what this thread is meant to be about, do you have a funny Pele/Gary Bollin song?'

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Pele was at that tournament too,and he singled out Gary Bollan  :huh: as the top Scottish player.

That doesn't really say much for the rest of the squad.

The Rock says this, 'Remembering what this thread is meant to be about, do you have a funny Pele/Gary Bollin song?'

Do you have a funny song about being pernickity about the content of forum threads?

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This is a standard blues.

Well a thread says this

And a thread says that

Then it twists around

And attracts a twat

Then SWLNG posts crap

And that's the end of that

How you are not on Top of the Pops I'll never know.

:hammer:hammer:hammer:hammer:fishwallop:fishwallop

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Well,I guess it must be Saturday night,

'Cause there's a drunk on the forum talking sh*te,

I wonder why he's not out on the town,

F*ck me,has Paddy's burnt down? :o

Beer and football is his life,

With Paddy's gone he'll finally meet his wife,

Without his beer he'll look much paler,

But he'll still be a ringer for Phil 'The Power' Taylor.

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