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Green now threatening the players who wish not to exercise their TUPE rights. A thoroughly charming individual he seems.

Are you wearing your Yoda outfit again?

Good to see Aloku bailing out as well. I really hope he gets a decent club. Scanadlous what they did to him.

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Criminal investigation into the sale of scumgers has not been announced as officially open by the ProcFiscal & Strathclyde Polis.

The Crown Office have confirmed that they have opened a criminal investigation into Craig Whyte's takeover of Rangers last May.

Mr Whyte purchased an 85% stake in the club from Sir David Murray for just £1, but now the Crown Office has confirmed its investigation into "alleged criminality".

The statement, released on Monday, confirms that the decision to open proceedings follows an inspection of financial files, which they received from administrators Duff and Phelps.

The Crown Office statement read: "The investigation into alleged criminality follows a preliminary police examination of information passed to them in February this year by the club administrators.

"The Procurator Fiscal for the West of Scotland will now work with Strathclyde Police to fully investigate the acquisition and financial management of Rangers Football Club and any related reports of alleged criminality during that process."

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My only regret is that the "NoToNewco" vote will not be done in an Britain's Got talent style........

BGT (Bigots Got Taxed) would run like this:

  • Coisty and Charlie Green interviewed backstage at the SECC. Their aim ? Trying to charm the Chairmen of each SPL club, who all sit in a line at a desk in front of the pair of hapless chancers
  • There are 7 "X"s illuminated above the stage - every time a Chairman votes "no", then a big "X" gets illuminated. In bright orange.
  • Ant & Dec share a cheeky wink with "Coisty" who bounds onto the stage in a RFC trackie, waving and grinning inanely.
  • Chic "stab you in the chest" Green is sadly witnessed shooting up in the wings and is woozily led off by an ITV2 floor manager, not before glassing Stephen Mulhearne.
  • Cue music: "Harthill Loyal Flute Band: Stars on 1690" fills the air, and Coisty starts his cheeky wee boy routine, all the while pleading for "jist another chance"
  • 0m32s Vlad pushes the buzzer, then lights up what appears to be a crack pipe
  • 2m44s 6 "X"'s are illuminated. Coisty now sobbing...swearing aggressively at Chairmen.....security moving towards him
  • 3m02s Camera pans to SG. He looks grey with strain. Like a man who's just lost a six-figure sum. "I'm really sorry Ally....more than you could imagine.....but it's a no from St.MirrenFC
  • Music stops. Audience erupt. A damp patch appears on Ally's trackie leg, spreading out to look like the map of Africa.

It's all over folks.

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Did anyone hear the comments from Alan Brazil on talk sport this morning ? he more or less said Rangers should tell the the Scottish league to f**k off and that they should seek to gain entry to the EPL.....laugh.png further proof as if we needed any that the old firm and their deluded fanbase are two cheecks of the same arse.

Alan Brazil is a fanny.

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Alan McLaren just on SKY outside ipox. It looks like the SKY interviewers have setup camp and ex-scumgers players are driving up to get a wee interview before heading down to the golf club to try and breenj free drink. McLaren was of the view that scumgers should take their punishment and that it is just a shame that it has taken so long. He also appears to think the it will be a unanimous vote. However, like most scumgers fans appears to be holding onto the the idea that they are still too big to go altogether and appears hopeful about the SPL / SFL reconstruction.

Greens soundbite was a cracker yesterday....."cream always floats to the top." lol.gif

I think its the SFA next to bat scumgers out of the ground.

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Alan McLaren just on SKY outside ipox. It looks like the SKY interviewers have setup camp and ex-scumgers players are driving up to get a wee interview before heading down to the golf club to try and breenj free drink. McLaren was of the view that scumgers should take their punishment and that it is just a shame that it has taken so long. He also appears to think the it will be a unanimous vote. However, like most scumgers fans appears to be holding onto the the idea that they are still too big to go altogether and appears hopeful about the SPL / SFL reconstruction.

Greens soundbite was a cracker yesterday....."cream always floats to the top." lol.gif

I think its the SFA next to bat scumgers out of the ground.

Often shite does too.

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Did anyone hear the comments from Alan Brazil on talk sport this morning ? he more or less said Rangers should tell the the Scottish league to f**k off and that they should seek to gain entry to the EPL.....laugh.png further proof as if we needed any that the old firm and their deluded fanbase are two cheecks of the same arse.

Alan Brazil is a fanny.

I heard some of that as well.

Alan Brazil has got previous in illustrating that he's one of the particular breed of Celtgers fans who appear not to realise that there are 40 other teams in Scotland, and also have absolutely no concept of the disdain and lack of respect that's mirrored on them from outside of their bubble.

These are the type of guys who'll confidently accuse you of being jealous of Rantic, whilst being blissfully unaware of what a genuinely cringetastic, side-splittingly preposterous notion that is to most of us.

'Deluded' is indeed the word. If you were being kind you could say Brazil is just wildly out of touch. He was talking to Ian Abrahams when I was listening, and he's another who just can't fathom what the SPL clubs are up to. Abrahams is notoriously tiny minded and parochial, and greets like a wee lassie when he perceives something to have gone against his team, West Ham. He'd be spitting his trademarked girly venom at Rangers if his club had seen what we've all witnessed over the years. But he isn't, because he's out of touch as well.

I can only assume that England has not had enough exposure to the unpleasantness of what was formerly known as the Old Firm to be on the same wavelength as all of us 'no' voters.

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Danny Kelly, on Talksport, suggested Newco's away games in the 3rd Division should be played at Ibrox as the wee Diddy club's grounds couldnae accomodate the massive Bigots support.

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Danny Kelly, on Talksport, suggested Newco's away games in the 3rd Division should be played at Ibrox as the wee Diddy club's grounds couldnae accomodate the massive Bigots support.

Interesting idea. Except the bigots won't have a massive support in the 3rd division and Ibrox is going to be flats.

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Danny Kelly, on Talksport, suggested Newco's away games in the 3rd Division should be played at Ibrox as the wee Diddy club's grounds couldnae accomodate the massive Bigots support.

An interesting idea, presumably he also said the 'home team' should keep all the gate money.

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