Bill Lees Posted May 19, 2003 Report Share Posted May 19, 2003 We're talking unbroken, here - from sphincter to water surface. Clearly, some of the coiled lengths are estimates. 1. 7.5 inches, 1995. 2. 6.3 inches, 1991. 3. 6.2 inches, 1992. 4. 5 inches, 2001 5. 4.9 inches, 1999. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted May 19, 2003 Report Share Posted May 19, 2003 Clearly, some of the coiled lengths are estimates. Only some What an, ahem, interesting top 5 topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted May 19, 2003 Report Share Posted May 19, 2003 Size isn't everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny P Posted May 19, 2003 Report Share Posted May 19, 2003 I've heard of "a big lanky streak of pish", but "a big lanky streak of shit" is a new one to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Midnight Moses Posted May 21, 2003 Report Share Posted May 21, 2003 A guy walks into an opticians shop with a violin case under his arm, he goes up to the opticians desk and sets the violin case down. "Can I help you?" asks the optician."Yes I'm having a wee problem" says the guy opening the violin case to reveal....... a jobby the girth of a man's forearm and at least three feet long, coiled carefully inside the case. The optician jumps up sending his chair flying back against the wall of his office, "That's feching disgusting, you filthy,minging, perverted, soapdodging bassa. It's not an optician you need it's a feching psychiatrist. Now get the fech out of my office before I call the police". The guy, leaning over the opticians desk and in obvious distress pleads "No No you don't understand, every time I do one of these............my eyes water!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted May 21, 2003 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2003 Like it, Moses, like it ........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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