Guest somner9 Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Mibee you ran over his dug Poor Travis, that wid be tragic. Surely you're due a fare with a boundary charge if this happened in Penilee? Surprised you missed that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Surely you're due a fare with a boundary charge if this happened in Penilee? Surprised you missed that! Dinnae do boundary charges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Dinnae do boundary charges. what about a premium rate for transporting livestock? (albeit for a very short distance) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 what about a premium rate for transporting livestock? (albeit for a very short distance) Dinnae carry dogs , Cats in a box only ( nae extra charge ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murray street Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Some think they do Joe. In reality, a lot of them are really poor and are far from being professional drivers. You only gave me the 5 minute argument, I was looking for the full ½ hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 You only gave me the 5 minute argument, I was looking for the full ½ hour.Got a hire, money to make, cannae spend aw day posting ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Got a hire, money to make, cannae spend aw day posting ... I just got a book out of the library called "Taxi" about a guy who drove taxis in the 50's. He's telling his story. It promises to be witty, informative and a roller coaster. Which one of you guys wrote this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Just started writing mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Just started writing mine. Finished yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E=Mc2 Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 I just got a book out of the library called "Taxi" about a guy who drove taxis in the 50's. He's telling his story. It promises to be witty, informative and a roller coaster. Which one of you guys wrote this? Shull remembers horse drawn taxis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Shull remembers horse drawn taxis. Horses can't draw ya dafty. They cannae hold a pencil in their hoofs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted June 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 This Thread has become silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exiledfan Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Horses can't draw ya dafty. They cannae hold a pencil in their hoofs They use their mouths you dafty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SergioTacchiniGuy Posted June 14, 2013 Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 Am with you on this Shull. The day a let a total stranger tell me what to do is the day a sign maself into the knackers yard. Ye should have told the old tit tae go and watch Jeremy Kyle or dish out Werthers originals tae his grand kids or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted June 14, 2013 Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 They use their mouths you dafty. Don't be stupid. They'd get lead poisoning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintnextlifetime Posted June 14, 2013 Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 FFS , you can tell it's the close season. . Has white dug shite been spotted near these retail outlets. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted June 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 Am with you on this Shull. The day a let a total stranger tell me what to do is the day a sign maself into the knackers yard. Ye should have told the old tit tae go and watch Jeremy Kyle or dish out Werthers originals tae his grand kids or something. Kept my dignity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted June 14, 2013 Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 Kept my dignity. And you were scared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted June 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 And you were scared. Aye, well he was only about 95. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted June 14, 2013 Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 FFS , you can tell it's the close season. . Has white dug shite been spotted near these retail apertures. . FIFY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond our ken Posted June 14, 2013 Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 Don't be stupid. They'd get lead poisoning Horses dont have leads, they have reins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted June 14, 2013 Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 (edited) Horses dont have leads, they have reins Hang on it's kings and queens who have those. ETA. So does Africa. Toto left theirs down there in the 80's. Edited June 14, 2013 by oaksoft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 An old guy gave me a row earlier for parking legally at the above Shops. I had parallel parked with the kerb causing no obstruction whatsover. He wanted me to park , like the other 4 cars there, by putting my front 2 wheels up and over the kerb with half my car on the pavement and the front of my vehicle facing the front of the Shops. I just said to him, i'm not parking illegally and ventured shopwards without making a fuss. Well ? I'll show them soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 Finished yet? Naw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2014 F*CKEM !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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