shull Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=342529262516295&set=vb.100002776728187&type=2&theater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 Is that the new high intensity training regime at Ibrox? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovestreet Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 Hope the butcher cut the c**t up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Sanchez Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 I think chasing junkies is part of a butcher's training. I know an ex-butcher who's got all sorts of tales to tell about chasing junkies into pubs, etc, including one of the apprentices at Safeway taking out a junkie with a glass sauce bottle, such that they weren't sure what was blood and what was sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 (edited) I know an ex-butcher who's got all sorts of tales to tell about chasing junkies into pubs, etc, including one of the apprentices at Safeway taking out a junkie with a glass sauce bottle, such that they weren't sure what was blood and what was sauce. I feel so much more manly now hearing your tale of manly manliness. The smell of testosterone fills the air. How hard that apprentice is. Please regale us with further tales of man stuff so we can bask in the glory of violence and macho macho-ness. I really want to FEEL how hard men can be so please DO fill the forum with these inspiring tales of bravado and ........I'm going to say it.........heroism. The harder the better. I want to hear tales of men so hard that you could bounce grenades off their manly chests. Men who eat stainless steel and require special supports in their toilets to prevent them cracking the porcelain every time they take a dump. And maybe someone somewhere can explain why the only women who seem to fancy them also look like men with their sun ripened prune-like skin, orange fake tan, 4 inches of makeup and bling which would make J-Lo look classy. It just doesn't seem fair. These heroes simply deserve better for the daily grind and effort they put into every gesture and pose which marks them out as the epitome of all manhood. In comparison I feel so inept I just want to cry. Edited June 17, 2013 by oaksoft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovestreet Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 I feel so much more manly now hearing your tale of manly manliness. The smell of testosterone fills the air. How hard that apprentice is. Please regale us with further tales of man stuff so we can bask in the glory of violence and macho macho-ness. I really want to FEEL how hard men can be so please DO fill the forum with these inspiring tales of bravado and ........I'm going to say it.........heroism. The harder the better. I want to hear tales of men so hard that you could bounce grenades off their manly chests. Men who eat stainless steel and require special supports in their toilets to prevent them cracking the porcelain every time they take a dump. And maybe someone somewhere can explain why the only women who seem to fancy them also look like men with their sun ripened prune-like skin, orange fake tan, 4 inches of makeup and bling which would make J-Lo look classy. It just doesn't seem fair. These heroes simply deserve better for the daily grind and effort they put into every gesture and pose which marks them out as the epitome of all manhood. In comparison I feel so inept I just want to cry. That's rather gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmc Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 I feel so much more manly now hearing your tale of manly manliness. The smell of testosterone fills the air. How hard that apprentice is. Please regale us with further tales of man stuff so we can bask in the glory of violence and macho macho-ness. I really want to FEEL how hard men can be so please DO fill the forum with these inspiring tales of bravado and ........I'm going to say it.........heroism. The harder the better. I want to hear tales of men so hard that you could bounce grenades off their manly chests. Men who eat stainless steel and require special supports in their toilets to prevent them cracking the porcelain every time they take a dump. And maybe someone somewhere can explain why the only women who seem to fancy them also look like men with their sun ripened prune-like skin, orange fake tan, 4 inches of makeup and bling which would make J-Lo look classy. It just doesn't seem fair. These heroes simply deserve better for the daily grind and effort they put into every gesture and pose which marks them out as the epitome of all manhood. In comparison I feel so inept I just want to cry. I bet you do darling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 I bet you do darling! I may have lost it a bit there. Do you think I overdid it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 lovestreet thinks you're 'rather gay' because of it, bet you can't sleep at night after that judgement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 lovestreet thinks you're 'rather gay' because of it, bet you can't sleep at night after that judgement. He sounds knowledgeable. Maybe he's right and I'm just hiding it from myself. This is something I need to ponder at length. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 He sounds knowledgeable. Maybe he's right and I'm just hiding it from myself. This is something I need to ponder at length. Depends where your hiding it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 The guy filming it must be easily amused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Hempson Posted June 18, 2013 Report Share Posted June 18, 2013 Bakers not butchers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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