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What is it with these bastards who have horses,if I've been to the gym or been playing sports I finish have a shower and change my clothes. These horsey cunts seem to deem it "hip" to keep the clothes on that they have been wearing riding a Manky beast and cleaning out its shithole with.

Just had a set two with one of these cunts in the supermarket, she's hanging over veg and handling food while her clothes are covered in horse shite WTF!

She just didn't get it, go shower and change you dirty cunts!

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What is it with these bastards who have horses,if I've been to the gym or been playing sports I finish have a shower and change my clothes. These horsey cunts seem to deem it "hip" to keep the clothes on that they have been wearing riding a Manky beast and cleaning out its shithole with.

Just had a set two with one of these cunts in the supermarket, she's hanging over veg and handling food while her clothes are covered in horse shite WTF!

She just didn't get it, go shower and change you dirty cunts!

Did you get all the messages you were sent for?

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Yes I have an hr consultant who turns up to work stinking of horses. I pulled her up one day on the state of her shoes and jacket and asked if she could change before coming to work . Could have fell off my chair when she said she had done and the shoes and clothes were clean. Manky cow.

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They really are a horrible lot, I have stables some 50 yards from my house and these beast shit everywhere and the cunts riding them just leave it. On the other hand if that's a dog the owner gets fined! It's a joke

You'd need a big bag to pick up horse shit.

Calm down, is there nothing that you don't like or agree with, or are you really such a grumpy b'strd?

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Dont move to the Borders then. You can tell it's the town's common riding by the fragrant pong of thousands of horse shits lying around the streets.

To be fair I've been in the pubs afterwards with riders that have been out at 6:30 in the morning riding round the hills for four hours and I've never really noticed any muck or smell from the riders. Either my nose has overloaded earlier or they're just muckier where you live.

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I'm just a hater of Greenock,Cyclists,Horses Adults who wear football tops and shit footballers.

That aside I'm a great guy

dont see any horses on here mouthin off bout humans talkin shite..so live and let live... ;-)
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I totally agree with lovestreet on this issue though - and not just about horse owners. There should be a minimum acceptable standard of hygiene for anyone walking into a premise where food is on sale.

Great idea, a pong meter, keep dirty smelly people away from any supermarkets. lol.gif

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Great idea, a pong meter, keep dirty smelly people away from any supermarkets. lol.gif

Yep sounds fine to me. Maybe they could start by introducing it at the good supermarkets so that the smelly, the unwashed and the likes of farmers, these horsey idiots and cyclists can still go to Asda or Lidl or something.....

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Yep sounds fine to me. Maybe they could start by introducing it at the good supermarkets so that the smelly, the unwashed and the likes of farmers, these horsey idiots and cyclists can still go to Asda or Lidl or something.....

Well that's you just written off half the Tory party then..........

You could also ban the following:-

1) those absolute cocks who think it's OK to turn up at a 24 hour Asda wearing their pyjamas and genuinely can't understand why they've been asked to leave.

2) anyone who wears flip flops.

3) Anyone displaying bare feet or more than 3 square inches of flesh.

4) those who wear minging fake tan and a trowelled on layer of makeup. Who the f**k actually fancies these people????????

5) Anyone wearing their trousers round their knees. WTF !!!

6) Anyone walking into a supermarket without a tshirt should be mercilessly slaughtered with a toothpick to make it nice and slow.

7) Fat people wearing thongs, flip flops or anything of that ilk.

8) Adults wearing tracksuits.

9) Anyone wearing hair gel or dyed hair.

10) Anyone wearing nail polish. Especially blue or yellow. Blue f**king nail polish?????? Or that daft looking french nail shit with pictures of the union jack or whatever.

11) Anyone who has used one of those eyebrow places in the middle of a packed shopping centre.

12) Anyone who has ever used those feet nibbling fish on their manky hooves.

All of the above give me the heaving dry boak.

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Well that's you just written off half the Tory party then..........

You could also ban the following:-

1) those absolute cocks who think it's OK to turn up at a 24 hour Asda wearing their pyjamas and genuinely can't understand why they've been asked to leave.

2) anyone who wears flip flops.

3) Anyone displaying bare feet or more than 3 square inches of flesh.

4) those who wear minging fake tan and a trowelled on layer of makeup. Who the f**k actually fancies these people????????

5) Anyone wearing their trousers round their knees. WTF !!!

6) Anyone walking into a supermarket without a tshirt should be mercilessly slaughtered with a toothpick to make it nice and slow.

7) Fat people wearing thongs, flip flops or anything of that ilk.

8) Adults wearing tracksuits.

9) Anyone wearing hair gel or dyed hair.

10) Anyone wearing nail polish. Especially blue or yellow. Blue f**king nail polish?????? Or that daft looking french nail shit with pictures of the union jack or whatever.

11) Anyone who has used one of those eyebrow places in the middle of a packed shopping centre.

12) Anyone who has ever used those feet nibbling fish on their manky hooves.

All of the above give me the heaving dry boak.

Do they have places in shopping centres that do eyebrows these days? I've never seen that. Got to agree with you though, why the hell would you do that in a shopping centre when obviously there are specialist shops for that. It's not as though it's likely to be an impulse purchase if you've looked in the mirror at all that morning.

I'd agree with all of those Oaksoft, perhaps with the solitary exception of the nails thing. I'd rather see a lady with well preened nails handling food on sale in supermarkets than see someone manky with horse shit on their boots and jacket doing the same. I certainly don't see the attraction in people having their fungal feet infections chewed on by fish.

And while we are on the subject of things that I don't get - can anyone explain to me why yesterday afternoon I witnessed a farmer taking delivery of food from Wiltshire Farms. Surely to f**k they can grow their own, or at least trade what they do do with other local farmers.

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Do they have places in shopping centres that do eyebrows these days? I've never seen that. Got to agree with you though, why the hell would you do that in a shopping centre when obviously there are specialist shops for that. It's not as though it's likely to be an impulse purchase if you've looked in the mirror at all that morning.

I'd agree with all of those Oaksoft, perhaps with the solitary exception of the nails thing. I'd rather see a lady with well preened nails handling food on sale in supermarkets than see someone manky with horse shit on their boots and jacket doing the same. I certainly don't see the attraction in people having their fungal feet infections chewed on by fish.

And while we are on the subject of things that I don't get - can anyone explain to me why yesterday afternoon I witnessed a farmer taking delivery of food from Wiltshire Farms. Surely to f**k they can grow their own, or at least trade what they do do with other local farmers.

At the Gyle in Edinburgh you can get an eyebrow thingy. I was sitting eating just above them one night and looked down to see 4 fat f**kers having their minging feet done by those poor bloody fish at the same time.

I nearly heaved my delicious chicken curry all over them.

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