oaksoft Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 It's amazing what makes people angry. They are happy to allow all and sundry to let their dogs shit all over the place but it is THIS http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22982324 which gets them all hot under the collar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 It's amazing what makes people angry. They are happy to allow all and sundry to let their dogs shit all over the place but it is THIS http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22982324 which gets them all hot under the collar. Cue a torrent of 'White Chocolate' dug shite jokes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted June 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Cue a torrent of 'White Chocolate' dug shite jokes! I saw some white shit the other day. Out in the sun so long it was partly bleached. So much for it being "bone" in the diet. Science doesn't know everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Cue a torrent of 'White Chocolate' dug shite jokes! Well it's not unusual at this time of year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 (edited) Science doesn't know everything. Who are you and what have you done with the oakstur? Edited June 20, 2013 by salmonbuddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 "White Chocolate Dig Shite Jokes"? Please relieve me from my ignorance. Not enough hours in the day...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 It's not the image on that poster I really noticed - it was the headline text. What with Jimmy Savile and Co. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted June 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Who are you and what have you done with the oakstur? I was being ironic. I don't really mean it. Science rocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Snap..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted June 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Snap..... ....OR is it "Geology rocks!" ?? Did I hear that somewhere or have I invented a brilliant joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 ....OR is it "Geology rocks!" ?? Did I hear that somewhere or have I invented a brilliant joke? To prevent you giving yourself a headache.......................no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted June 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 To prevent you giving yourself a headache.......................no. There were two options there. Which one are you saying no to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E=Mc2 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Cats sh*t in my flower beds. What can I put down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 There were two options there. Which one are you saying no to? The latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 (edited) Cats sh*t in my flower beds. What can I put down? The cats. PS Trolling trolling trolling................... Edited June 20, 2013 by faraway saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reborn saint Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Cats sh*t in my flower beds. What can I put down? Arsenic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted June 21, 2013 Report Share Posted June 21, 2013 Cats sh*t in my flower beds. What can I put down? Some say a pepper spray/pellets, others say put down old bits of tube/wire because they don't like treading on it (you garden does look like a Pikey's though). I say buy this bad boy it worked a treat for me, no more cats with the added bonus it f**ken rings like billy-ho in teenagers ears so they avoid your land like the plague too! (Unsurprisingy Jimmy Saville, ken Barlow, Freddie Starr and DLT were never asked to front the advertising campaign) http://www.amazon.co.uk/STV-International-STV610-Mega-Sonic-Repeller/dp/B000NR8Q1U/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1371807222&sr=8-2& keywords=cat+scarer There is a model that let's out a Roar when activated that does scare the cats off, unfortunately though they all to a cat, shit themselves before doing one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted June 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2013 The latter. You absolute c**t. I hope you wet the bed tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond our ken Posted June 21, 2013 Report Share Posted June 21, 2013 I saw some white shit the other day. Out in the sun so long it was partly bleached. So much for it being "bone" in the diet. Science doesn't know everything. I think it's pretty evident where the bone is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond our ken Posted June 21, 2013 Report Share Posted June 21, 2013 Cats sh*t in my flower beds. What can I put down? Are you inviting them or making a statement, if it's a statement, then you put the cat down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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