shull Posted July 9, 2013 Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 Sitting on Paisley Road West, minding my own business while waiting for a hire. A tap on my window by a junkie/alky looking f**kwit. What was it gonnae be ? 10p for a cup of tea, bus fare, etc. Was he gonnae sell me nicked coffee, toiletries or whatever ? NAW ! He slurred .. ' Driver, gonnae gies us 3 bucks for a Super Lager ? ' ' See ya ! ' i choked. THE CHEEKY BAISTURT ! i thought to maself. Beggars aint what they used to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted July 9, 2013 Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 If you don't ask, you don't get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 And if they ask me. They still dinnae get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2becks Posted July 9, 2013 Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 Of course he's not going to get cash from Shull, but you have to admire the honesty if nothing else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted July 9, 2013 Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 Sitting on Paisley Road West, minding my own business while waiting for a hire. A tap on my window by a junkie/alky looking f**kwit. What was it gonnae be ? 10p for a cup of tea, bus fare, etc. Was he gonnae sell me nicked coffee, toiletries or whatever ? NAW ! He slurred .. ' Driver, gonnae gies us 3 bucks for a Super Lager ? ' ' See ya ! ' i choked. THE CHEEKY BAISTURT ! i thought to maself. Beggars aint what they used to be. Just had a text that Dougie Imrie wants me to pass on to you! "I'll ask somebuddie else next time then grumpy cnut!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 Just had a text that Dougie Imrie wants me to pass on to you! "I'll ask somebuddie else next time then grumpy cnut!" He'll be making himself at home now with the rest of the manky beggars down Cappielow way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted July 9, 2013 Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 He'll be making himself at home now with the rest of the manky beggars down Cappielow way. That was Dougie on their cardonald summer training camp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 f**k that, if the whole squad is up here, it'll car windaes up and doors locked. f**kEM ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vambo57 Posted July 9, 2013 Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 Is that the price of a Super Lager these days? Shocking! Aw the Alkies used to know a great wee Cafe, where Tea was only 10p a cup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 Aw the Alkies used to know a great wee Cafe, where Tea was only 10p a cupMe tae ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Saint Posted July 9, 2013 Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 Beggars can be boozers. On a similar note, during a stay, visiting an old school friend in a leafy part of Oxfordshire at the weekend, he was saying how he couldn't give up living in a picturesque area for moving back to Newcastle. I tried my best to defend my city and said i'd hate to move away. On my return, i was only off the train 2 mins and waiting for a lift before being accosted by a drunken beggar too. Then i stopped off for a take away on the way home, where i overheard someone saying their pal had just been released from jail after a stretch for murder. That 1st half hour back home said a lot about my city tbh. I still love it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted July 9, 2013 Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 Sitting on Paisley Road West, minding my own business while waiting for a hire. A tap on my window by a junkie/alky looking f**kwit. What was it gonnae be ? 10p for a cup of tea, bus fare, etc. Was he gonnae sell me nicked coffee, toiletries or whatever ? NAW ! He slurred .. ' Driver, gonnae gies us 3 bucks for a Super Lager ? ' ' See ya ! ' i choked. THE CHEEKY BAISTURT ! i thought to maself. Beggars aint what they used to be. That's terrible, Kendo was only asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted July 9, 2013 Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 Beggars can be boozers. On a similar note, during a stay, visiting an old school friend in a leafy part of Oxfordshire at the weekend, he was saying how he couldn't give up living in a picturesque area for moving back to Newcastle. I tried my best to defend my city and said i'd hate to move away. On my return, i was only off the train 2 mins and waiting for a lift before being accosted by a drunken beggar too. Then i stopped off for a take away on the way home, where i overheard someone saying their pal had just been released from jail after a stretch for murder. That 1st half hour back home said a lot about my city tbh. I still love it though. Overheard a similar conversation in the barber's last week. big lassie who normally cuts my hair engrossed in conversation with a Ned, all about a mutual acquaintance who the Ned revealed had been dragged out of his home by the police the previous evening, he added that he (Ned) only just managed to nip out the back before the law bust in. He went on to reveal that the mutual friend had a shed load of burgled goods in his home and that he (Ned) was concerned his prints were now on them and he was expecting a hand on the shoulder anytime soon. Hairdresser and Ned agreed mutual friend was a wrong un, always in trouble, always getting other innocent parties (Ned) involved in his problems. Hairdresser asks Ned why was he round at his house anyway? Ned replies: 'I was interested in buying some of the goods he'd knicked' Honour amongst thieves my arse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 That's terrible, Kendo was only asking.I did him a favour by refusing.He'll thank me one day, when he's off it. He didnae thank me today, he told me ' Get it up yir aperture, ye miserable cnut ! ' I dinnae ken how he knew who i was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickMcD Posted July 9, 2013 Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 I did him a favour by refusing. He'll thank me one day, when he's off it. He didnae thank me today, he told me ' Get it up yir aperture, ye miserable cnut ! ' I dinnae ken how he knew who i was. False modesty, Shull. You're a legend of the West (of Glasgow). Your frugality goes before you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted July 9, 2013 Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 He'll thank me one day, when he's off it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exiledfan Posted July 9, 2013 Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 Beggars with dogs should be put down and the poor dogs rehomed. There is one women begger in Birmingham who sits outside crying that she and the dog can't afford to eat with a pathetic looking dog. Gets right on my nerves. Big issue sellers as well really get on my nerves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted July 9, 2013 Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 man's inhumanity tae man (& wummin)... but no dugs it wid seem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exiledfan Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 Incidentally I hate dogs as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windae cleaner Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 Beggars with dogs should be put down and the poor dogs rehomed. There is one women begger in Birmingham who sits outside crying that she and the dog can't afford to eat with a pathetic looking dog. Gets right on my nerves. Big issue sellers as well really get on my nerves. All smackheids have got dugs because they get money to look after them. All seem to be Staffys right enough,poor feckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 Wandering around lovely Pitlochry today and there were no beggars. I hope "Beggar Watch" continues to help us all stay way from these nasty people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exiledfan Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 Wandering the half mile from my flat to tesco express I wandered by two who were clearly insane one ranting about me looking over my shoulder staring at him. I was crossing the road. Thinking they need a cull similar to the way you would cull badgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 This guy makes 2 bob for a cuppa tea sound like a bargain. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/former-hibs-star-brian-rice-2046228 Hope Danny told him tae get tae.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 This guy makes 2 bob for a cuppa tea sound like a bargain. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/former-hibs-star-brian-rice-2046228 Hope Danny told him tae get tae.......... Rice can GTF. I'm putting all my energies into helping Paul Gascoigne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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