Leicester Saint Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 The midgie attacks are worse today. It's a nightmare out here. The last time which was as bad as this was we played East Fife at Bayview in the first round of the Challenge Cup in the mid 90's. It was Fitzy's first game back as Manager . The Midgies were cnuts that day. I remember that well! The Bayview 'toilets' were a grassy corner of the ground where it sloped down to the perimeter wall. As soon as everyone emptied their magic bottles from their bladders the wee bastards came alive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTOF Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 The midgie attacks are worse today. It's a nightmare out here. The last time which was as bad as this was we played East Fife at Bayview in the first round of the Challenge Cup in the mid 90's. It was Fitzy's first game back as Manager . The Midgies were cnuts that day. Where the f**k are you? Midge activity, especially feeding i.e. biting is generally limited to the early evening and the hours before dusk. They don't like bright sunshine or windy conditions. i.e. today's conditions. Are you frequenting a shaded, sheltered area? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 Where the f**k are you? Midge activity, especially feeding i.e. biting is generally limited to the early evening and the hours before dusk. They don't like bright sunshine or windy conditions. i.e. today's conditions. Are you frequenting a shaded, sheltered area? Aye. in my motor under a tree on Paisley Road West. I'm f*cking melting tae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 Nae midgies here............................great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 Nae midgies here............................great. Gumshie ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTOF Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 Aye. in my motor under a tree on Paisley Road West. I'm f*cking melting tae. Move away from the tree then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 Move away from the tree then. Leave him where he is, serves him right, grumpy auld sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 Move away from the tree then. Naw, it's too warm. I wid rather be eaten alive and cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 Naw, it's too warm. I wid rather be eaten alive and cool. It's nice and cool in Morrison's by the vegetable counter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 You're a nae neck numpty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 You're a nae neck numpty. yir welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 Naw, i'm no ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 Naw, i'm no ! Always happy to help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 Disappear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 Disappear. Your wish is my command Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 Your wish is my commandThanks boss ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isle Of Bute Saint Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 Three weeks on Brewers Yeast tablets bobs your uncle no more bites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 (edited) Three weeks on Brewers Yeast tablets bobs your uncle no more bites. Is that no fir a "urine infection" Edited July 14, 2013 by insaintee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 I've no got an urine infection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickMcD Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 I've no got an urine infection. Did anything swell up in the last few days since you had your wee problem with the wee itchy things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 The pish i spout is uninfected and i can honestly state i've had nae swellings anywhere for ages. Smokie !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 The pish i spout is uninfected and i can honestly state i've had nae swellings anywhere for ages. Smokie !!! New packet on it's way, tell Mrs Shull to get ready......................gonna have the time of he life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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