faraway saint Posted July 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 Ok. Just caught the highlights of Finland. 0. V Sweden. 5 Not goalkeeping FUs. Good goals. Perhaps the 4th could have been stopped with a stronger hand. Perhaps. She also saved a sure-fire 6th. Your thesis needs further testing. You're basing you're thesis on one game? Ok, I admit defeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 I have no thesis. Just finding yours wanting in some respects from first evidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 (edited) And .... Er... "you're " would have been more appropriate. Second time around... Edited July 13, 2013 by bluto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted July 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 I have no thesis. Just finding yours wanting in some respects from first evidence. I did almost take time to think about it but I was too busy pissing myself that you've came to the conclusion that women goalies are ok based on one game. Christ, on that basis St Mirren would be a great team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 I based my thoughts on THE HIGHLIGHTS of one game, if you need to nitpick. I still look at the HIGHLIGHTS o f a game last March and conclude that, AYE. St Mirren ARE a pretty good team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted July 13, 2013 Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 Also you asked me to look at ONE GAME involving Engerlish wimmingfolk to be convinced of your thesis.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted July 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 I based my thoughts on THE HIGHLIGHTS of one game, if you need to nitpick. I still look at the HIGHLIGHTS o f a game last March and conclude that, AYE. St Mirren ARE a pretty good team. Indeed, a new word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted July 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2013 Also you asked me to look at ONE GAME involving Engerlish wimmingfolk to be convinced of your thesis.... Another new word, my, you are on form, or maybe sweet stout? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted July 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2013 England ladies play again tonight. Not sure if I'll watch, my sides are still sore from last weeks game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovestreet Posted July 15, 2013 Report Share Posted July 15, 2013 At times, yes, going forward the standard was pretty decent. Defending, as I've said, is poor, not great at positioning or tackling. Possibly I'm being a tad harsh on the goalies but the howlers are HOWLERS. They are all over the place, I know one old goalie who could give them some assistance in that area. I'm sure Chris Smiths playing for a ladies team now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 15, 2013 Report Share Posted July 15, 2013 Do they put their handbags down for goalposts ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted July 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Do they put their handbags down for goalposts ? Don't be stupid, they put down their bras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickMcD Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Don't be stupid, they put down their bras. You and Shull both being a tad sexist. Not like you. Years ago there used to be a ladies' match played on parks near me here and I found myself somehow strangely drawn to them. The overall standard was poor but Bangor Ladies had a centre forward who was a cracker in quite a few ways. Good player, scored nice goals and she was stunning. Now this sounds weird but although she was petite, she had enormous knockers. And I mean big! One of my mates says there's no such thing as boobs that are too big but I don't agree. Anyway, back to the story. One of our crowd swears that once when he was watching, this lassie was trapping the ball with her chest but the ball got wedged between her boobs. I still don't believe it but I would love to have seen it if it was true. But it begged the question, if it was true and she ran like hell for the goal and crossed the goal line with the ball still between her knockers, would the goal stand? We never actually got a definitive answer and it seems the laws of the game don't take tits into account. What do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 You and Shull both being a tad sexist. Not like you. Years ago there used to be a ladies' match played on parks near me here and I found myself somehow strangely drawn to them. The overall standard was poor but Bangor Ladies had a centre forward who was a cracker in quite a few ways. Good player, scored nice goals and she was stunning. Now this sounds weird but although she was petite, she had enormous knockers. And I mean big! One of my mates says there's no such thing as boobs that are too big but I don't agree. Anyway, back to the story. One of our crowd swears that once when he was watching, this lassie was trapping the ball with her chest but the ball got wedged between her boobs. I still don't believe it but I would love to have seen it if it was true. But it begged the question, if it was true and she ran like hell for the goal and crossed the goal line with the ball still between her knockers, would the goal stand? We never actually got a definitive answer and it seems the laws of the game don't take tits into account. What do you think? Aye, me and Smokie are a bit sexist................??? Is there no TV footage of the above goal ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickMcD Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Aye, me and Smokie are a bit sexist................??? Is there no TV footage of the above goal ? It would be world famous if there was. In one of the versions I heard she was standing about the penalty spot when a corner came in and wedged in her ginormous cleavage. She headed for the goal line shaking her boobs trying to get the ball out as obviously she couldn't handle it. Clearly a quick thinking woman. She seemingly crossed the line and the referee, a man incidentally, didn't have a clue and gave a goal. So would I have. For what's it worth, even by the time I heard the story I think it was getting embellished but there is some degree of truth in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 I would love to believe it was aw true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Saint Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 Another "we're going there to win it" England team about to be on their way home trophyless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted July 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 You and Shull both being a tad sexist. Not like you. Years ago there used to be a ladies' match played on parks near me here and I found myself somehow strangely drawn to them. The overall standard was poor but Bangor Ladies had a centre forward who was a cracker in quite a few ways. Good player, scored nice goals and she was stunning. Now this sounds weird but although she was petite, she had enormous knockers. And I mean big! One of my mates says there's no such thing as boobs that are too big but I don't agree. Anyway, back to the story. One of our crowd swears that once when he was watching, this lassie was trapping the ball with her chest but the ball got wedged between her boobs. I still don't believe it but I would love to have seen it if it was true. But it begged the question, if it was true and she ran like hell for the goal and crossed the goal line with the ball still between her knockers, would the goal stand? We never actually got a definitive answer and it seems the laws of the game don't take tits into account. What do you think? I think you're a pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 I think you're a pervert. you hope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickMcD Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 I think you're a pervert. I'm welling up. That's the nicest thing you've ever called me. I think I actually got the definitive answer last night about how the lassie scored but I'm keeping quiet. Nice goal though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 Nice goal though. And tits ! No being sexist, just paying a compliment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted July 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 And tits ! No being sexist, just paying a compliment. Thanks wee cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 (edited) Aye, me and Smokie are a bit sexy................??? Is there no TV footage our gay love in Edited July 18, 2013 by insaintee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovestreet Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 Give the lad a chance but yesterday's showing didn't fill me with optimism,to be fair our defence didn't help the lad, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 There was a handbag in the net behind our goalie yesterday. But that couldve been dumped by the Lady Coach, who was teaching the players Head Tennis during the week. Tit shite, sorry sit tight ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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