port-ton Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 Good bit of business if we did,he's a useless little c**t Okay, Bargaining is up next. Give it all you got! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovestreet Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 Let me know when your next post is as i can't wait to read it. Anger is up next in the seven stages of grief. Just keep trolling on here and you'll see it wee man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisleysaint Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 ah you got to love this lot eh 17/3/2013 come back on when you win something worth shouting about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffs Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 port-ton. Why are you on here at this time on a Saturday? Should you not be in jail or shagging your sister? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 Just keep trolling on here and you'll see it wee man. I'll give you that as bargaining, although i expected better. Next up is guilt, so i expect an apology for your thuggish threatening of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovestreet Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 Keep them posting it f**king hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 port-ton. Why are you on here at this time on a Saturday? Should you not be in jail or shagging your sister? 1992 just called me.... Told me to tell you to get some better jokes as him and 1987 have been laughing at how outdated yours are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovestreet Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 port-ton. Why are you on here at this time on a Saturday? Should you not be in jail or shagging your sister? His mothers f**king his sister with his step dads strap on. This Manky mob are making my night, giant killing gloating brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmc Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 His mothers f**king his sister with his step dads strap on. This Manky mob are making my night, giant killing gloating brilliant Why would his step dad need a strap on?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 His mothers f**king his sister with his step dads strap on. This Manky mob are making my night, giant killing gloating brilliant You two are definitely more Torville and Dean than Morcambe and Wise. Gloating? we won a meaningless pre season friendly against a team who have a weaker squad than last year and are behind us on their pre season schedule. I only came on to see what St Mirren fans were saying about the game because i'd much rather hear about our performance from a non Morton supporter. How was i to know i'd strike comedy gold in yours and buffs patter? This night couldn't get even better now that my sister is sitting on my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovestreet Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 You two are definitely more Torville and Dean than Morcambe and Wise. Gloating? we won a meaningless pre season friendly against a team who have a weaker squad than last year and are behind us on their pre season schedule. I only came on to see what St Mirren fans were saying about the game because i'd much rather hear about our performance from a non Morton supporter. How was i to know i'd strike comedy gold in yours and buffs patter? This night couldn't get even better now that my sister is sitting on my face. PM'd you wee man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffs Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 Getting tea bagged from your sister? Nice. All joking aside, I do hope you get promoted this season as good natured banter from our inbred rivals is a refreshing change on this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elvis Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 ....because you are SH1TE!!! That's the worst St Mirren side I've seen in a long time. Past it has beens and young never beens. Was a poor show from the Skunks. We gifted you two goals by fannying about, but apart from that pleased with the rebuilt Greenock Morton after losing a lot of stars. I thought Dougie Imrie was really good. Good luck for this season - you're gonna need it! Don't think 15 points is enough Hearts will pass us by no problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 port-ton. Why are you on here at this time on a Saturday? Should you not be in jail or shagging your sister? Haven't you heard of multi-tasking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
div Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 How sweet that the Morton fans who "didn't care" about the Renny Cup are back here to gloat after 8 years of exile. Enjoy your win lads and best of luck for the new season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 Decent training session today. When was the last time the Shite from Greenock beat us in a competitive Match ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 How sweet that the Morton fans who "didn't care" about the Renny Cup are back here to gloat after 8 years of exile. Enjoy your win lads and best of luck for the new season. I still don't care even after we've won. Anyway head honcho, don't think i didn't notice that you were on our forum in the days running upto the match. It said you were typing a post, but it never came because you shat oot it ya baldy bastard. Grow some balls because yours have less hair on them than yer heed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Saint Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 How sweet that the Morton fans who "didn't care" about the Renny Cup are back here to gloat after 8 years of exile. Enjoy your win lads and best of luck for the new season. Were computers invented when Morton last beat us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Saint Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 I still don't care even after we've won. Anyway head honcho, don't think i didn't notice that you were on our forum in the days running upto the match. It said you were typing a post, but it never came because you shat oot it ya baldy bastard. Grow some balls because yours have less hair on them than yer heed! Bit below the belt that!That's usually 'glassing' talk in Paisley, cock breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 Bit below the belt that! That's usually 'glassing' talk in Paisley, cock breath. Saying hello in Paisley is usually glassing talk to be fair. This joke is the copyright of lovestreet and bluffs comedy club ltd. All rights reserved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Saint Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 Saying hello in Paisley is usually glassing talk to be fair. This joke is the copyright of lovestreet and bluffs comedy club ltd. All rights reserved. From the guy with 'port' in his name!! Brilliant, love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovestreet Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 I still don't care even after we've won. Anyway head honcho, don't think i didn't notice that you were on our forum in the days running upto the match. It said you were typing a post, but it never came because you shat oot it ya baldy bastard. Grow some balls because yours have less hair on them than yer heed! Showing true Greenock colours now you Manky bastard. Grow a pair yourself and answer my PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 From the guy with 'port' in his name!! Brilliant, love it! I live in the bright lights of glasgow these days, i can look down on you with glee. Showing true Greenock colours now you Manky bastard. Grow a pair yourself and answer my PM I don't have a PM from you? i figured it was just a typo and you'd actually PMS'd me judging by your knicker wetting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovestreet Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 I live in the bright lights of glasgow these days, i can look down on you with glee. I don't have a PM from you? i figured it was just a typo and you'd actually PMS'd me judging by your knicker wetting. Re sent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 Re sent Are you sure you're sending it to me and not yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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