shull Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 (edited) I know, i know, i shouldnae, but they were free. An auld biddy from Pollok just gave me a Tenner for a £4.30 fare and a 200g packet of Buchanan's Original Rich Butter Toffees. Never mind the money, this packet is my best tip ever. So f**king yummy yummy. Must be the best thing to come out of that shithole Greenock. I think i'll have another. Edited August 5, 2013 by shull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 I know, i know, i shouldnae, but they were free. And auld biddy from Pollok just gave me a Tenner for a £4.30 fare and a 200g packet of Buchanan's Original Rich Butter Toffees. Never mind the money, this packet is my best tip ever. So f**king yummy yummy. Must be the best thing to come out of that shithole Greenock. I think i'll have another. Aye! Right! Who abducted Shull? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E=Mc2 Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 New chant of ....... .......... "Who ate all the toffees?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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northendsaint Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 (edited) I know, i know, i shouldnae, but they were free. And auld biddy from Pollok just gave me a Tenner for a £4.30 fare and a 200g packet of Buchanan's Original Rich Butter Toffees. Never mind the money, this packet is my best tip ever. So f**king yummy yummy. Must be the best thing to come out of that shithole Greenock. Hope it takes a filling oot ya wee traitor. Edited August 5, 2013 by northendsaint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 (edited) I know, i know, i shouldnae, but they were free. And auld biddy from Pollok just gave me a Tenner for a £4.30 fare and a 200g packet of Buchanan's Original Rich Butter Toffees. Never mind the money, this packet is my best tip ever. So f**king yummy yummy. Must be the best thing to come out of that shithole Greenock. I think i'll have another. I realise you would have to read it twice to believe the money comment but double posting? hmm. Edited to remove the offending double print! Edited August 5, 2013 by stlucifer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted August 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Traitor, aye and it was worth it. Might purchase another packet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sally02 Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Me You'll need to buy a tube of Steradent on the way home to clean your falsers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted August 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 If there is a St Mirren supporting toffee producer, send me some samples and i'll give you my true and honest opinion, which will be worth more than me giving you money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted August 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 You'll need to buy a tube of Steradent on the way home to clean your falsers! It's cool, i whisked them out before i started and sucked the toffees to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmc Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Traitor, aye and it was worth it. Might purchase another packet. Go for it, every penny counts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stowbraeultrano1 Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Was she at the bingo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 confused auld biddy gives shull a tenner thinking its a fiver and he's on here gloating...Have you no shame? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie-dee Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 never takes sweets of old grannies and children you should have learnt that by now shull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exiledfan Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Here is how I think this panned out. Shull got a call from an old biddy collecting her pension who picked up a wee packet of toffee as a treat to her self. He drops her off home and she goes into her bag for her purse and her toffees are on top of the purse she hands them to shull till she gets the purse out. She gets the clock which reads 10.00 am mixed up with the meter and is shocked that it cost her 10 notes instead of the usual 3 notes. She is so upset that this taxi cost her so much she can't eat all week she forgets her toffees. She exits the taxi whilst quite disturbed that the driver is smiling and thanking her. Especially as minutes later he was shouting f**k em every two minutes and counting planes in the 5 minute journey. This poor woman will never leave home again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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