murray street Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Two little boys had two little toys http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23581847 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyg Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Two little boys had two little toys http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23581847 ....each had an empty wallet , so they drummed up a story ........................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murray street Posted August 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Here's the lyrics. Two little boys had two little toys Each had a wooden horse Gaily they played each summer's day Warriors both of course One little chap then had a mishap Broke off his horse's head Wept for his toy then cried with joy As his young playmate said Did you think I would leave you crying When there's room on my horse for two Climb up here Jack and don't be crying I can go just as fast with two When we grow up we'll both be soldiers And our horses will not be toys And I wonder if we'll remember When we were two little boys Long years had passed, war came so fast Bravely they marched away Cannon roared loud, and in the mad crowd Wounded and dying lay Up goes a shout, a horse dashes out Out from the ranks so blue Gallops away to where Joe lay Then came a voice he knew Did you think I would leave you dying When there's room on my horse for two Climb up here Joe, we'll soon be flying I can go just as fast with two Did you say Joe I'm all a-tremble Perhaps it's the battle's noise But I think it's that I remember When we were two little boys Do you think I would leave you dying There's room on my horse for two Climb up here Joe, we'll soon by flying Back to the ranks so blue Can you feel Joe I'm all a tremble Perhaps it's the battle's noise But I think it's that I remember When we were two little boys Best lyric adaptation wins 10 free tickets to st mirrens next game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Dickson Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Best lyric adaptation wins 10 free tickets to st mirrens next game. Is it a prize or a punishment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney63 Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Second prize, 20 free tickets. Tada boom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Two little boys had talent and poise Each had a loanee deal Gaily they played each summer's day Geordies both of course One little chap then had a mishap Played in the Brighton game Wept like a boy then cried with joy As his young ginger playmate said... Did you think I would leave you crying When there's room in the final for two Come back up here Paul and don't be crying Danny says that he loves you too When we grow up we'll both be players in The Toon Army first team squad And I wonder if we'll remember When we were two little Buds The League Cup had passed, Pardew came so fast Bravely they marched away The toon roared loud, but Pardew stood proud The boys weren't picked to play Up goes a shout, Danny calls out Cos we got gubbed and he's feeling blue Gallops away to where the boys play So the boys heard a voice they knew Did you think I would leave you dying When there's room in my squad for two Come here again we'll soon be flying If I go with a fast front two Tommy Craig says he feels all a-tremble Perhaps it's the forum's noise But I think it's that he knows damn well That we need those two Geordie boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northendsaint Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 All done in an hour.Im seriously impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapamythighs Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Two little boys had two little toys http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23581847 have they guessed what it was yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 (edited) For a certain LS. One little boy, he just tried to toyWith the rest of Saint Mirren fansGaily he claimed, with each player namedHe had the inside man. Poor little chap, talking such cr@p Saying on transfers he ledTalking such guff, then went in the huffAs the rest of the forum said Did you think we’d believe your lyingWhen the facts are so plain to see.So go away, and stop your crying, You’ve become just a joke to me When you grow up you’ll see your follyWith all of the lies you toldAnd I wonder if you’ll rememberWhen you acted like two years old. Edited to add. Not finished. Still bubbling away! Edited August 6, 2013 by stlucifer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 This saddens me deeply. I've always wore the fact that Two Little Boys was No.1 on the day I was born as a badge of honour. Get it sorted MacPherson! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 rolf harris lifted... young girls skirts? or was that stuart hall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 The only wonder is why it took so long for the polis to cotton on when he was so blatant about it? http://youtu.be/KJleJbn9G6Y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 (edited) This saddens me deeply. I've always wore the fact that Two Little Boys was No.1 on the day I was born as a badge of honour. Get it sorted MacPherson! Mine was 'Runaway' by Del Shannon. Literally showing my age. My birth certificate is on parchment, written with a quill dipped in ink. Heh, heh. Edited August 7, 2013 by pozbaird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Mine was 'Runaway' by Del Shannon. Literally showing my age. My birth certificate is on parchment, written with a quill dipped in ink. Heh, heh. Mine must have been on slate with chalk then. ''Young Love" by Tab Hunter ya bairn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smcc Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Mine was 'Runaway' by Del Shannon. Literally showing my age. My birth certificate is on parchment, written with a quill dipped in ink. Heh, heh. Mine must have been written on papyrus or maybe a wax tablet. The UK Hit Parade did not start until I was 10+. Top of the US charts when I was born was Bing Crosby's "White Christmas" - appropriate,since I was a Christmas Eve baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Mine must have been written on papyrus or maybe a wax tablet. The UK Hit Parade did not start until I was 10+. Top of the US charts when I was born was Bing Crosby's "White Christmas" - appropriate,since I was a Christmas Eve baby. Ya Uld Cnut ye! There ain't many I can say that to now without standing in a graveyard!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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