Buffs Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 Dont know if this has been done before, but on the back of the rumours to cheers us up thread, did you know that elephants cant jump, or that Costa Rica is the only country that doesn't have an army? Any more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmc Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 Goes without saying, but Stu Dick is a fud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chalky1 Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 I'm wasting 30 secs of my life life reading this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 Its impossible not to to blink when you sneeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 It is impossible not to lick your lips whilst eating a sugary doughnut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 Washing powder like Ariel or Daz is great for cleaning gloss paint off your paintbrushes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintnextlifetime Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 Queens Park FC , is the only amateur club to play in the Scottish Professional Football league and the only Scottish side to have competed in the F.A . cup . . they are a club with a long history of useless facts. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zurich_allan Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 Jonah Falcon is the owner of the world's biggest Penis - a knee trembling 13.5 inches. Funny, I always thought the world's biggest Penis was Kenny Shiels... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 Brown sauce cleans copper coins so that they shine like new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 Don't waste money if you are a dog or cat owner on those plastic pet food tin lids... The top off a tube of Pringles does the job for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffs Posted August 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 All polar bears are left handed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 (edited) Brown sauce cleans copper coins so that they shine like new. Dropping a few coins in a glass of Coke (other brands of cola are available) has the same effect. The beauty is, you can just leave them there, so this is the ideal option for lazy buggers. Go back a day or two later, and BINGO!, you have nice, shiny one and two pence coins that you'll never use in any event, but that'll look great as you feed the CoinStar machine at the supermarket. Be the envy of your fellow shoopers! ETA: it does make you wonder what Coke does to your insides.... Edited August 15, 2013 by Drew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scabby Dug Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 (edited) You can only fold a piece of paper on itself 6 times, after that it tears Edited August 15, 2013 by Scabby Dug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 Dropping a few coins in a glass of Coke (other brands of cola are available) has the same effect. The beauty is, you can just leave them there, so this is the ideal option for lazy buggers. Go back a day or two later, and BINGO!, you have nice, shiny one and two pence coins that you'll never use in any event, but that'll look great as you feed the CoinStar machine at the supermarket. Be the envy of your fellow shoopers! Go to the pub with a packet of plain ol' Polo Mints in your pocket. Order a pint of lager. Drop a polo mint into your pint. Your pint stays fresh to the last sup' and you get a fresh minty taste to the last couple of swallys'. Best thread of the season so far IMHO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanmurray24 Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 Hippopotomonstreasquippedaliaphobia is the fear on long words. By the way put a rusty nail in some irn bru and watch what happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 Hippopotomonstreasquippedaliaphobia is the fear on long words. By the way put a rusty nail in some irn bru and watch what happens A snowman drops a wean on your roof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 Day Three of a music festival is commonly known as 'Clatty Oral Sex Day' Day four is just plain foul! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanmurray24 Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 Turtels can breath through their butts. Oh shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 Rangers are dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffs Posted August 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 Donkeys cant swim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 Donkeys cant swim. My mate says they can, but he-haw, he-haw, he-hallways says that. Coat. Way. Out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 Cats always land on their feet Although above ten storeys said feet are usually driven through their intestine and spine during touchdown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffs Posted August 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 Gstretchuk...cant....punctuate....a....sentence....properly....! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 Men fart,on average,17 times a day with ladies lagging behind with 9 farts a day. At last I've found something I'm above average at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapamythighs Posted August 15, 2013 Report Share Posted August 15, 2013 Brown sauce cleans copper coins so that they shine like new. i spilt brown sauce in the copper coin and its still a shite hole,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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