Buffs Posted September 12, 2013 Report Share Posted September 12, 2013 Last weekend a so called friend of my 10 year old daughter was being a nasty wee pain in the arse towards her, which is nothing new. She came home a bit upset and told us what had happened. One of her other friends was with her. On hearing what had happened, my missus turned to me and said "that Caitlin needs a bloody slap". Unknowingly to us, my daughters othet pal heard this and promptly went and told Caitlins mum "Emmas mum said she is going to come down here and slap Caitlin" Caitlins mum then comes haring up the road ranting and raving and threatening us with calling the police or getting her brother to come round and sort it out. My wife and I are not violent towards anybody, especially children. We dont smack our children but arent against people who do smack their own kids. It was a turn of phrase my wife used and wasnt meant for young ears. I have said similar things but wouldnt dream of carrying it out. You really cant say anything these days without somebody taking it the wrong way or being offended. The thing is, the wee shite does need a slap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted September 12, 2013 Report Share Posted September 12, 2013 Moving on from your serious point, I'd just like to say that, though there are doubtless groups of people who would derive some kind of pleasure from doing so, I just couldn't bring myself to slap a wee shite. Nor even a big firm wan. If only Bill Lees were still around to offer his considered opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintargyll Posted September 12, 2013 Report Share Posted September 12, 2013 Ive often said i could MURRRDERRR a pint......but i wouldnt really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted September 12, 2013 Report Share Posted September 12, 2013 I could eat a horse... doh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zurich_allan Posted September 12, 2013 Report Share Posted September 12, 2013 Sounds like the mother needs a slap too - a la airplane... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Saint Posted September 12, 2013 Report Share Posted September 12, 2013 I'd walk a million miles for one of your goals. Really??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmc Posted September 12, 2013 Report Share Posted September 12, 2013 (edited) The thing is, the wee shite does need a slap. Mmmm! Really, a 10 year old child!!??!! ETA...Oh f**k. forgot the smiley! Which for some reason I can't access! Windows 8, any help? Only when I reply to a post! Edited September 12, 2013 by dmc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Last weekend a so called friend of my 10 year old daughter was being a nasty wee pain in the arse towards her, which is nothing new. She came home a bit upset and told us what had happened. One of her other friends was with her. On hearing what had happened, my missus turned to me and said "that Caitlin needs a bloody slap". Unknowingly to us, my daughters othet pal heard this and promptly went and told Caitlins mum "Emmas mum said she is going to come down here and slap Caitlin" Caitlins mum then comes haring up the road ranting and raving and threatening us with calling the police or getting her brother to come round and sort it out. My wife and I are not violent towards anybody, especially children. We dont smack our children but arent against people who do smack their own kids. It was a turn of phrase my wife used and wasnt meant for young ears. I have said similar things but wouldnt dream of carrying it out. You really cant say anything these days without somebody taking it the wrong way or being offended. The thing is, the wee shite does need a slap. Actually it's the parents who need a slap for letting their kid grow up like that. We have an army of truly shite parents out there who are preparing their kids for a lifetime of working on minimum wage if they are lucky enough to get a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Moving on from your serious point, I'd just like to say that, though there are doubtless groups of people who would derive some kind of pleasure from doing so, I just couldn't bring myself to slap a wee shite. Nor even a big firm wan. If only Bill Lees were still around to offer his considered opinion. I smacked all of my kids but I haven't done it for many years now. Not sure I'd ever do it again under any circumstances. Almost always it was out of frustration rather than the mythical "caring loving smack" which the Tories insist is "reasonable". I've changed my mind on all this over the years and TBH I feel absolutely bloody awful that when it comes down to it I basically beat a small helpless child out of frustration. I didn't do it very often but I should have been doing it at all. I'd never hit an adult out of frustration and that's why I know that smacking a child is wrong in ALL cases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 I smacked all of my kids but I haven't done it for many years now. Not sure I'd ever do it again under any circumstances. Almost always it was out of frustration rather than the mythical "caring loving smack" which the Tories insist is "reasonable". I've changed my mind on all this over the years and TBH I feel absolutely bloody awful that when it comes down to it I basically beat a small helpless child out of frustration. I didn't do it very often but I should have been doing it at all. I'd never hit an adult out of frustration and that's why I know that smacking a child is wrong in ALL cases. whoosh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well st bud Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 always said id never waste my time on an internet forum..........ah feck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Put StuD on ignore - I'd miss the comedy gold too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 I smacked all of my kids but I haven't done it for many years now. Not sure I'd ever do it again under any circumstances. Almost always it was out of frustration rather than the mythical "caring loving smack" which the Tories insist is "reasonable". I've changed my mind on all this over the years and TBH I feel absolutely bloody awful that when it comes down to it I basically beat a small helpless child out of frustration. I didn't do it very often but I should have been doing it at all. I'd never hit an adult out of frustration and that's why I know that smacking a child is wrong in ALL cases. That's because they would hit you back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Come to our game tomorrow........................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 One has got to be careful what one says in front of young children. I can't even have a fart in my own back garden without the wee girl next door reporting back to her mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 (edited) Come to our game tomorrow........................................... Why. Are you going and bring the rest of your birthday cake Edited September 13, 2013 by pod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 That's because they would hit you back. Exactly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbie Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 We'll go wherever St. Mirren go. My self-enforced embargo on trips to Glasgow's east end says I won't..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbie Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Just thought of another commonly used phrase upon seeing a pretty young filly..."I'd pump the arse aff a that". In real terms, that might be a bit weird, if not illegal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffs Posted September 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Id smash her back doors in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanmurray24 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 We're by far the greatest team the world has every seen and its ........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 I'm dying for a piss... I've needed to urinate many times in my life. I am 52 and have never suffered death due to needing the lavvy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 I'm going to buy a season ticket..................... saltcoats buddie on one side Isabella on the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond our ken Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 slap the daughters pal for cliping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffs Posted September 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 slap the daughters pal for cliping Thought it but would never say it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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