Guest somner9 Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 It's a bit cauld today, waiting for the heating engineer to fix the boiler, and there's stuff I need to be doing..... but a small very warm dug has wrapped himself roon my feet and it feels toasty..... should I.... ring engineer again, rant, get upset, kick said dug..? gently edge dug away as i need to get away from the desk..? Or let mans' best friend warm my tootsies for the mornin.... feck he's jist heard the postman and f**ked off to roll around like a tart.... yir too late dug..! he'll no be able tae wangle ye a wedge of ridiculously priced shares noo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 I saw Jesus in Paisley yesterday.He was hanging about the Cross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond our ken Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 the question I would ask is, what would jimmy buffet do?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPCjC543llU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 the question I would ask is, what would jimmy buffet do?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPCjC543llU Does he change his surname to reflect different catering events/types..? Like.... Jimmy HogRoast... Jimmy Tapas.... Jimmy Working breakfast.... Jimmy Fondue .... Jimmy ChinDian..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zurich_allan Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 The REAL question is - what would Brian Boitano do?... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6nLD-XWeU8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddiecat Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 It's a bit cauld today, waiting for the heating engineer to fix the boiler, and there's stuff I need to be doing..... but a small very warm dug has wrapped himself roon my feet and it feels toasty..... should I.... ring engineer again, rant, get upset, kick said dug..? gently edge dug away as i need to get away from the desk..? Or let mans' best friend warm my tootsies for the mornin.... feck he's jist heard the postman and f**ked off to roll around like a tart.... yir too late dug..! he'll no be able tae wangle ye a wedge of ridiculously priced shares noo. do what i would have done - send the dug to get the mail, get the toolkit out , look at various parts of the boiler - switch it off then on again, go round putting your hand on all the radiators, bleed the radiators then admit defeat read the mail, walk the dug, then phone the boiler guy to arrange a new date for the repair because he was watching for you going out and slipped a "we called while you were walking down the street" card into the gap between outer and inner flaps of letter box - which you only noticed when you went to remove the daily pile of take away menus - delivered by some wee git who walks across your garden to his next delivery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 It's a bit cauld today, waiting for the heating engineer to fix the boiler, and there's stuff I need to be doing..... but a small very warm dug has wrapped himself roon my feet and it feels toasty..... should I.... ring engineer again, rant, get upset, kick said dug..? gently edge dug away as i need to get away from the desk..? Or let mans' best friend warm my tootsies for the mornin.... feck he's jist heard the postman and f**ked off to roll around like a tart.... yir too late dug..! he'll no be able tae wangle ye a wedge of ridiculously priced shares noo. Just do what you normally do. Shag the dug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintnextlifetime Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/11/vatican-recalls-pope-francis-medals-after-spelling-jesus-as-lesus-4142591/ Did you say Lesus or Jesus? Pope Frankie says Relax. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmc Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/11/vatican-recalls-pope-francis-medals-after-spelling-jesus-as-lesus-4142591/ Did you say Lesus or Jesus? Pope Frankie says Relax. . Would have made no difference if he'd said Tinkerbell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 12, 2013 Report Share Posted October 12, 2013 (edited) Jesus, if he were alive, would probably say "Don't kill or abuse people who have different beliefs than you. Don't treat homosexuals as sub human. Treat women as complete the equals of men. Don't give money to the church because you encourage corruption. Don't discriminate." A series of lessons many religious people may care to learn again. Of course he may say the opposite of that in which case he'd be roundly ignored by most decent people and quickly become part of forgotten history as with so many others. Edited October 12, 2013 by oaksoft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spoogy1 Posted October 12, 2013 Report Share Posted October 12, 2013 I think he plays up front for smeltic does he not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gstretchuk Posted October 13, 2013 Report Share Posted October 13, 2013 Jesus, if he were alive, would probably say "Don't kill or abuse people who have different beliefs than you. Don't treat homosexuals as sub human. Treat women as complete the equals of men. ODon't give money to the church because you encourage corruption. Don't discriminate." A series of lessons many religious people may care to learn again. Of course he may say the opposite of that in which case he'd be roundly ignored by most decent people and quickly become part of forgotten history as with so many others. would prob say get cheesy tae f**k...he's pish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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