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' you're going home in a Paisley Ambulance '

I could never work out why it wid take the cnuts home and not to hospital.

Never mind, f**kem !

I also remember "You're going home in a cosmic ambience" Thanks to Marko Van Haddock for that one.

An advert for Shell if I remember correctly.

That was circa 1990/91 season and it was BP. The advert was set in the Outback in Australia and had this guy chasing after kangaroos, hence the bouncing up & down, while trying to keep his hat on, hence the hand on head. The guy that started it at Saints games was a certain Andy Cummings that used to go onthe Cockles Wilson bus. Many knew Andy for one reason or another. He lost his soul, stopped supporting Saints and started supporting the Imperial Colonial Forces of Darkness & Oppression. What a pity he didn't stay to support a club that never died. bye1.gif

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There is a forgotten song that we Buddies used to sing back in the days of my all too short prime. I would love to be able to tell you all about it now but in line with the theme of this very thread I have forgotten it.

Well it wouldn't be a forgotten song otherwise now would it?

Never mind, TT. Maybe one of these days you'll bump into, oh I dunno, for talking's sake we'll say a sexy English female who wears glasses and she'll, ahem, re-light your fire. whistling.gif

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Yeah... remember that

Also

If you like

a lot of chocolate

on your biscuit

join our Club!

Feckin weird, but we would sing anything back then, unlike the bunch of humbugs and knitters we have now...

"If you follow Greenock Morton then you must be Greenock SCUMSCUMSCUMSCUMSCUM". smile.png

Attack attack Attack attack attack

And over the top of that you'd get someone bellowing "CHAAAAAARGE!!!".

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Alky squad, Alky squad, we are the saints alky squad

We come from Paisley where Norrie is god

we are the boys from the saints alky squad

or for the slightly older "we come from paisley where fergie is god".

Macavennie, macavennie nanananana - to the tune of bouncy bouncy

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