Seaside Nipper Posted February 7, 2014 Report Share Posted February 7, 2014 It's the trumpets that drive their cars about with the foglights on...........for no reason, wtf is all that about It's like a see me see me statement . I've got foglights..............aye we know, we see you , ya prick...........clue, it isnae foggy ! These cnunts get right on my wick !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaside Nipper Posted February 7, 2014 Report Share Posted February 7, 2014 10.38 ................fog light rant fest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted February 7, 2014 Report Share Posted February 7, 2014 10.38 ................fog light rant fest Put on your best Tutu and have a nice wee glass of Chateau A' La Ponce and you'll be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted February 7, 2014 Report Share Posted February 7, 2014 I don't use headlights. I find it no more difficult to drive in the dark, than when I drive during the day without my spex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E=Mc2 Posted February 7, 2014 Report Share Posted February 7, 2014 I don't use headlights. Is that because ye canny be as arsed lighting the gas in the lamps before you climb into the car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted February 7, 2014 Report Share Posted February 7, 2014 Is that because ye canny be as arsed lighting the gas in the lamps before you climb into the car? Why waste a lucifer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 9 more f*ckers tonight. What's the matter with these imcompetent selfish wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted February 9, 2014 Report Share Posted February 9, 2014 9 more f*ckers tonight. What's the matter with these imcompetent selfish wankers. Why don't you ask them instead of bitching like a woman on here ? Are you really saying as a taxi driver you have never broke any driving laws ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2014 (edited) Why don't you ask them instead of bitching like a woman on here ? Are you really saying as a taxi driver you have never broke any driving laws ? I'm far from perfect and if i make a mistake while driving i do put my hand up in apology, if possible. Never in a position to ask them, as i'm driving at the time. That's why i'm asking here. Any idea ? Edited February 9, 2014 by shull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well st bud Posted February 9, 2014 Report Share Posted February 9, 2014 Im in the dark about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2014 Im in the dark about it. I wish they were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted February 9, 2014 Report Share Posted February 9, 2014 I'm far from perfect and if i make a mistake while driving i do put my hand up in apology, if possible. Never in a position to ask them, as i'm driving at the time. That's why i'm asking here. Any idea ? You could stop the taxi and tell them or just put your beam on and blind them back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 You could stop the taxi and tell them or just put your beam on and blind them back I dae !! As i'm passing ( making sure there is no oncoming vehicles ) I beep the horn tae catch their attention Then it's on with the full beam for a few seconds. F*CKEM !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 (edited) I'm far from perfect and if i make a mistake while driving i do put my hand up in apology, if possible. Never in a position to ask them, as i'm driving at the time. That's why i'm asking here. Any idea ? Who cares. At least we have cars which are warm, cosy and get you from A to B faster than Shank's thingy ( can never remember the animal but I'm pretty sure it's a hoofed beasty of some kind). Stop getting stressed, chill out and remember humans are fundamentally stupid creatures. That applies to every single one of us. Few people act like twats deliberately with the sole purpose of annoying others so bear that in mind and be more tolerant of others faults. Guide to a happier life. You know it makes sense. Choose love. Edited February 10, 2014 by oaksoft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 I thought when you did that to me you were warning me about the speed trap ahead, thanks anyways it saved me a few pounds and some points. I never warn anybody about speed traps. Those speeding in built up areas and at schools deserve the fine and points received. They are imcompetent drivers who also probably have headlights on while parked facing oncoming traffic. F*CKEM ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 Who cares. At least we have cars which are warm, cosy and get you from A to B faster than Shank's thingy ( can never remember the animal but I'm pretty sure it's a hoofed beasty of some kind). Stop getting stressed, chill out and remember humans are fundamentally stupid creatures. That applies to every single one of us. Few people act like twats deliberately with the sole purpose of annoying others so bear that in mind and be more tolerant of others faults. Guide to a happier life. You know it makes sense. Choose love. Chilled at all times. Just a bit of sport to brighten up an otherwise mundane day. Toot and flash with a smile on my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linwood buddie Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 (edited) Used to have a motorbike and the amount of times I was blinded by cnuts driving towards me with full beams was unreal ,friggin dark nights and wet roads bast**ds. Yes and will edit too add I was on the right side of the road. Edited February 10, 2014 by linwood buddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 Used to have a motorbike and the amount of times I was blinded by cnuts driving towards me with full beams was unreal ,friggin dark nights and wet roads bast**ds. Stay chilled says Oaky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linwood buddie Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 Stay chilled says Oaky. I don't listen too Oaksy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linwood buddie Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 (edited) And if we forget to remove these. http://www.halfords.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product_storeId_10001_catalogId_10151_productId_172996_langId_-1_categoryId_165458 Don't know mate ,when I go abroad its usually on a plane and have not seen many planes using them. Edited February 10, 2014 by linwood buddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 I don't listen too Oaksy. Wow. Looks like you didn't listen to your English teacher either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 There's another link on that page to this:- http://homepage.smc.edu/reading_lab/words_commonly_confused.htm In fairness you'd never design a language like this from scratch. On one hand it gives us great puns. On the other it produces an entire class of people who confuse precise spelling and grammar with intelligence and clear communication. Wow. Looks like you didn't listen to your English teacher either. Aye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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