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Fair play to the Travel News dude on Radio Scotland. 

He says... 

" Take care on the M77 at the Newton Mearns junction as there are ladders on the southbound carriageway. 

Police are taking steps to remove them. "

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First Christmas [emoji319][emoji319][emoji319] Joke, time for the silly season to start! [emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter [emoji56][emoji56][emoji56] at the pearly gates.

'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must
each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get
into heaven.' [emoji123][emoji123][emoji123]

The Englishman [emoji848][emoji848][emoji848] fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The Scotsman [emoji848][emoji848][emoji848] reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Irishman [emoji848][emoji848][emoji848] started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and
asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

Paddy replied, 'These are Carols.'

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