faraway saint Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 Yeah, what had Trump done wrong.............................here's one of his biggest fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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faraway saint Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 TBH if there's no "normal" holidays available this year I think I'll explode, need SOMETHING to look forward to......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special." Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right." Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then." Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan." Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his widow." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted January 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2021 Pretentious Pete strikes again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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faraway saint Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 Pernod for me........................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 Pernod for me........................... You'd absolutely love this [emoji848] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 8 minutes ago, Cookie Monster said: You'd absolutely love this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 Currently trying this Italian Liqueur from the same company.https://www.thewhiskyworld.com/italicus-rosolio-bergamot-liqueur-gift-box-p8174/s8221?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=italicus-rosolio-bergamot-liqueur-gift-box-kw11588&utm_campaign=product%2Blisting%2Bads&cid=GBP&gclid=Cj0KCQiAx9mABhD0ARIsAEfpavSUXgrGsnhwqHA4EwiR5AvB3Q6blK56H7fT-uqovEK0cUGGRPNXwaAaArEoEALw_wcBBest way of describing it, like drinking a flat 7up. Not found the correct mixer for it yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 5 minutes ago, Cookie Monster said: Currently trying this Italian Liqueur from the same company. https://www.thewhiskyworld.com/italicus-rosolio-bergamot-liqueur-gift-box-p8174/s8221?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=italicus-rosolio-bergamot-liqueur-gift-box-kw11588&utm_campaign=product%2Blisting%2Bads&cid=GBP&gclid=Cj0KCQiAx9mABhD0ARIsAEfpavSUXgrGsnhwqHA4EwiR5AvB3Q6blK56H7fT-uqovEK0cUGGRPNXwaAaArEoEALw_wcB Best way of describing it, like drinking a flat 7up. Not found the correct mixer for it yet. At this time of the morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 At this time of the morning? [emoji23]When in Rome. [emoji2957][emoji3060]PS, don't drink 24 hours before a shift.2 reasons.Obviously the alcohol limit for driving. andCannie handle it now. [emoji23] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slarti Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 Currently trying this Italian Liqueur from the same company.https://www.thewhiskyworld.com/italicus-rosolio-bergamot-liqueur-gift-box-p8174/s8221?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=italicus-rosolio-bergamot-liqueur-gift-box-kw11588&utm_campaign=product%2Blisting%2Bads&cid=GBP&gclid=Cj0KCQiAx9mABhD0ARIsAEfpavSUXgrGsnhwqHA4EwiR5AvB3Q6blK56H7fT-uqovEK0cUGGRPNXwaAaArEoEALw_wcBBest way of describing it, like drinking a flat 7up. Not found the correct mixer for it yet.Have you tried 7-up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 Have you tried 7-up?Yip. So far tried......7upSpriteDiet CokePepsi Max (Raspberry)Dr PepperDisaronno PeroniCrabbies Alcoholic Ginger Beer (Raspberry) VimtoDiluting OrangeFresh OrangeTomato SoupEven tried it with more of itself. [emoji23] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slarti Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 Yip. So far tried......7upSpriteDiet CokePepsi Max (Raspberry)Dr PepperDisaronno PeroniCrabbies Alcoholic Ginger Beer (Raspberry) VimtoDiluting OrangeFresh OrangeTomato SoupEven tried it with more of itself. [emoji23]Has to be oxtail soup, not tomato.Lemonade?Cold brew coffee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 Has to be oxtail soup, not tomato.Lemonade?Cold brew coffee?Need to try them suggestions next week. [emoji848] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slarti Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 Need to try them suggestions next week. [emoji848]Lemon Lucozade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2021 I love Jimmy's sense of humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cumbriansaint72 Posted February 1, 2021 Report Share Posted February 1, 2021 Got to say the look on Mrs CS's face about it being not only transfer window day but scottish one closing at midnight 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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faraway saint Posted February 1, 2021 Report Share Posted February 1, 2021 48 minutes ago, stlucifer said: I think the posts below are REALLY funny. 22 hours ago, stlucifer said: On 1/31/2021 at 4:56 PM, stlucifer said: Worse than that. He's a glorified dentist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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