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On 9/23/2021 at 5:55 PM, shull said:

THE UK MEDIA :lol:

What a laugh they are.

They say .....

Petrol Stations are closing because of lack of deliveries. Some are running out of fuel.

BUT DON'T PANIC BUY.

Aye, good yin.

WHY DON'T THE MEDIA SHUT THE FECK UP ?

SAY NOTHING.

 

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Guy dies at work in an accident.Wife goes doon tae the mortuary to see him wan last time.She looks at him and says tae the attendant look at the state oh him boilersuit awe ripped boots awe tattered he’s a mess.She looks at the adjacent table there a guy immaculate new suit oan shirt tie bran new shoes.Gonay dae ma man like at.No cheap hen it’s a lot oh money.Diznay matter it’s a compen Joab al be getting a big pay oot.OK hen if that’s wit ye want.She leaves the mortuary and realizes she left her bag.She goes back in and the joabs done.How did ye dae it so quick.Nae problem hen ah just swapped the heids over.

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