Cookie Monster Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 What's a Penguins favourite film?Ice Station Zebra [emoji854] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 Only joking, it's Frozen. [emoji1787] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 4 hours ago, Cookie Monster said: Only joking, it's Frozen. Pity your internet connection wisnae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cookie Monster Posted October 28, 2021 Report Share Posted October 28, 2021 Pity your internet connection wisnae Why do Penguins stay in pairs? [emoji16][emoji16]Freezer crowd [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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faraway saint Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Bang on, £1.40 now here in Arbroath, and that's the cheapest in the town...................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Scott-Leeds Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 Bang on, £1.40 now here in Arbroath, and that's the cheapest in the town...................... . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott-Leeds Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 Oh my................... Clearly 6 guys missing? [emoji3] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "NO, I did NOT, it's 3am in the morning and it's bloody pouring rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too you know." The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Slarti Posted November 3, 2021 Report Share Posted November 3, 2021 Cookie's let himself go. [emoji16] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted November 3, 2021 Report Share Posted November 3, 2021 23 minutes ago, Slarti said: Cookie's let himself go. He was the "now" shape back in the 90's. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted November 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 Naw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabuddies Posted November 5, 2021 Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 As long as they don't mind what we call them. Answers please in a plain brown envelope to Shull. I'll start: cnuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cookie Monster Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 Cookie's let himself go. [emoji16]It's the penguin biscuits fault. [emoji3064] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 So, heading into the pub and spotted a poor old soul with a fishing rod trying to catch a fish in a puddle, he was freezin' so took him into the bar, treated him to a whisky, asked him how many he'd caught...You're the 8th [emoji1787][emoji1787] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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