Scott-Leeds Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 What have you been told about taking photos in toilets..... [emoji848]Obviously, it’s normal to expect balls in the toilet area [emoji1] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 Obviously, it’s normal to expect balls in the toilet area [emoji1]It's snow a joking matter. [emoji14] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 Who is a Penguins favourite family member?Aunt Arctica [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted December 10, 2021 Report Share Posted December 10, 2021 Before you mock children that believe in Santa Clause, remember there's adults that still believe in Boris Johnson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 Paisley High St at its best………….. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted December 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 Aye, good fecking idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted December 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2021 They won the same as Arthurlie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted December 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2021 A farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor’s, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your Dad home?" "No sir, he isn't; he went to town." "Well, is your Mother here?" "No sir, she went to town with Dad." "How about your brother, Jeffrey? Is he here?" "No sir, He went with Mom and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself. "Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Jeffrey getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant.” The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Jeffrey." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted December 23, 2021 Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 I'd do this deliberately for some people......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shull Posted December 28, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted December 28, 2021 Report Share Posted December 28, 2021 I don't see what's funny........................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 I wonder how many men still have similar relationship with their wife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 Gutted, F'in full pack of penguin biscuits with jokes I've already posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slarti Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 Gutted, F'in full pack of penguin biscuits with jokes I've already posted.Now, THAT'S funny. [emoji1787] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 True, so very true.........................only I died three times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted January 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2022 Come on the Butchers https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1547510/Vegans-meat-butchers-row-WM-Christie-Butchers-Bruntsfield-Edinburgh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shull Posted January 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2022 FORFUXSAKE https://news.sky.com/story/marks-and-spencer-rebrands-midget-gems-after-claims-name-is-offensive-to-people-with-dwarfism-12514927 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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faraway saint Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 21 minutes ago, shull said: Good idea, and take @Sidmirren with you ya sad fcukwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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