shull Posted January 26, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted January 27, 2023 Report Share Posted January 27, 2023 This is true.......................all dog owners know this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted January 27, 2023 Report Share Posted January 27, 2023 This is true.......................all dog owners know this. [emoji38] That's until you sat in front of the fire. Then they'd be squeezing between you and the fire. [emoji43][emoji94] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted January 27, 2023 Report Share Posted January 27, 2023 4 hours ago, Cookie Monster said: That's until you sat in front of the fire. Then they'd be squeezing between you and the fire. Damn dogs, way too smart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted January 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted January 28, 2023 Report Share Posted January 28, 2023 People can be really stupid............................... Probably my top 3 highlighted. ▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎ THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS: 1. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax." 2. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food." 3. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish." 4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price." 5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room." 6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow." 7. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned." 8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared." 9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers." 10. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts." 11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun." 12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair." 13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller." 14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service." 15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners." 16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning." 17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel." 18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes." 19. "My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 This could have been me until we had to get rid of the garden shed a few years ago, always liked to hang onto a few pieces of wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slarti Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 ... always liked to hang onto a few pieces of wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted January 31, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2023 Hey It's so fecking easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 Five Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 And now we have six. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 7 if you count the other weather correspondent although he has slightly distanced himself from the others. Maybe he's sussed them out. Just in time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 1 minute ago, shull said: 7 if you count the other weather correspondent although he has slightly distanced himself from the others. Maybe he's sussed them out. Just in time. You talking about your aliases? 🤡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 COME ON THE WUMMIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 In Lichtieland for a Stand Up Show. Could be her farewell tour. Good luck to the lady . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percy Veer Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 2 hours ago, shull said: In Lichtieland for a Stand Up Show. Could be her farewell tour. Good luck to the lady . Yes indeed, Sir! I wish her and her family all the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renfrew156 Posted February 2, 2023 Report Share Posted February 2, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 So fecking easy, oh it's so fecking easy, so fecking easy. As the song goes. They read every post. But never comment on the majority. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted February 9, 2023 Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 Just now, shull said: So fecking easy, oh it's so fecking easy, so fecking easy. As the song goes. They read every post. But never comment on the majority. How's Percy doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 The best fans in the world . Got to be those that support Millwall. Very welcome to Greenhill Road anytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 On 2/1/2023 at 12:31 AM, shull said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted February 9, 2023 Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, shull said: The best fans in the world . Got to be those that support Millwall. Very welcome to Greenhill Road anytime. Trying way too hard but here's a like, you seem to be running low. 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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