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Keep Calm And Oh Feck It, Enjoy Some Craic.

23 hrs · 

Irishman went to a pet shop and asked
how many budgies were in stock. "We
have 99" replied the shop owner "Give
us the lot" said the Irish man, paid for
them and left. He went to a tailors
shop and had 99 pockets sewn into a
jacket, put a budgie in each pocket,
went up to the Post Office Tower and
jumped off. He hit the ground with an
almighty smack and lay there groaning
until a passer-by came and asked him
what had happened. "I don't know sur"
he replied "but that's the last time I try
that budgie jumping"

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