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faraway saint Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 To the person that stole my anti-depressants, i hope you're happy now.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK: The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.” Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.” The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.” Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him. Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!” The teacher sat down and cried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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faraway saint Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 Getting this on my door for tonight.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted October 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 hour ago, faraway saint said: Getting this on my door for tonight.................. That's my handwriting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 minute ago, shull said: That's my handwriting. It's your fecking door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Arthur Blair Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Arthur Blair Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 This should scare all the wee cunts away from my door... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Arthur Blair Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 If this advert was released today the PC brigade would be apoplectic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted November 2, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 From the Tam Cowan Column in the Super Soaraway Sun. " Will the person who lost 8 bottles of whisky at Waverley Station please go to the lost property office as the man who found them has just been handed in. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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faraway saint Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 I actually laugh out loud and produce tears at these......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shull Posted November 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 8 minutes ago, faraway saint said: Was that true ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 8 minutes ago, shull said: Was that true ? Aye, keep it to yourself, don't want everybody knowing my password. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whydowebother Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 I actually laugh out loud and produce tears at these......................... Cheers for this [emoji23] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 If I live to be a hundred I'll never understand women. The missus isn't speaking to me because I agreed with her. We were watching tv...This woman was on there in a bikini stunning looking etc etc, She said, "I wished I looked like that." I said, "Yeah me too" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balmullo Bud Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Campbell Money would’ve held it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Ricky Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 2 hours ago, Balmullo Bud said: Campbell Money would’ve held it. Life ban I Say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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