Dibbles old paperboy Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 I have no managerial experience, no coaching badges to my name, very little tactical awareness, but even I fancy that I could do a better job than Tommy Craig as St Mirren manager. I'll happily give it a bash for £50k a year, as I think I could get more out of a squad with 5 current and former Scotland U21 players and 2 ex-Scotland internationalists, 75% of home games where we don't score, 0% clean sheets, 50% of league games where we have 2 shots or less on target, 73% of league games lost games. Yours Dibble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 I have no managerial experience, no coaching badges to my name, very little tactical awareness, but even I fancy that I could do a better job than Tommy Craig as St Mirren manager. I'll happily give it a bash for £50k a year, as I think I could get more out of a squad with 5 current and former Scotland U21 players and 2 ex-Scotland internationalists, 75% of home games where we don't score, 0% clean sheets, 50% of league games where we have 2 shots or less on target, 73% of league games lost games. Yours Dibble Fuxake, you know a manager's hit rock bottom when even a stoic like Thor likes the above post - could be one of the most liked of all time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTOF Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 I have no managerial experience, no coaching badges to my name, very little tactical awareness, but even I fancy that I could do a better job than Tommy Craig as St Mirren manager. I'll happily give it a bash for £50k a year, as I think I could get more out of a squad with 5 current and former Scotland U21 players and 2 ex-Scotland internationalists, 75% of home games where we don't score, 0% clean sheets, 50% of league games where we have 2 shots or less on target, 73% of league games lost games. Yours Dibble I'll do it for £49K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whydowebother Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 Dear Dib , Having taken into consideration your quite 'underwhelming' CV , the board and I would like to provisionally offer you a 2 year deal ( subject to us growing a pair of bawz ) Cheers for now ' The bored / board ' * delete as appropriate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whydowebother Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 I'll do it for £49K. Aye , but that would make you the 'cheap option ' f**k that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linwood buddie Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 I'll do it for £49K. £48,000 BUT I WANT A 3 YEAR DEAL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whydowebother Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 £48,000 BUT I WANT A 3 YEAR DEAL. Ffs , it's a poison chalice , not a money spinner ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTOF Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 £48,000 BUT I WANT A 3 YEAR DEAL. No club would be stupid enough to offer a manager with no successful track record more than a one year deal................................... £45K and free pies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibbles old paperboy Posted December 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 Happy to do it on a month by month contract with a £10k pay off if they want to fire me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a50lennyc Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 I'll do it for £49K. My next door neighbour's cat would do a better job for free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 And Gilmour and the board can f**k off as well!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibbles old paperboy Posted December 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 (edited) Things I would change if i was given the gig 1. I'd make the team all sport moustaches given how well we did last Movember. 2. We'd wear last year's home strip instead of this one 3. We'd wear the 2012/3 away strip instead of this one 4. Sign a centre half in January 5. Play Gary Teale or else release him from his player contract Edited December 6, 2014 by Dibbles old paperboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTOF Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 My next door neighbour's cat would do a better job for free Would cost a fortune for cat litter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desert orchid Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 No club would be stupid enough to offer a manager with no successful track record more than a one year deal................................... £45K and free pies. I'll do it for free pies............. Not sure the club can afford me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 I'll throw my hat into the ring for the job, I have a proven track record of keeping my team comfortably mid table for three seasons of the bawa fantasy football league .......... & I'm cheap as f**k ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTOF Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 I'll do it for free pies............. Not sure the club can afford me!! You shouldn't feed pies to horses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desert orchid Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 You shouldn't feed pies to horses. Ok, I'll do it for hotdogs then..... Just feed me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibbles old paperboy Posted December 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 In discussions with northstbuddie to bring him in as my assistant and regale the players with tales of Lapsley, Bryceland and Tottie Beck and inspire a push for the dizzy heights of 10th place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donport Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 All this crap is avoiding the fact we are a total embarrassment ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankin_panda Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 This thread reinforces that the board must have been on crack when they offered TC a 2 yr deal..... What were they thinking lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windae cleaner Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 This thread reinforces that the board must have been on crack when they offered TC a 2 yr deal..... What were they thinking lol I think someone was in a crack and TC has the negatives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ McG Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 I think someone was in a crack and TC has the negatives Bloody seems as though he has something on 1 of the board members that's for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 My next door neighbour's cat would do a better job for free Could be handy for clawing our way to safety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibbles old paperboy Posted December 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 I'd put billyg on half time team talk duties (so he is less likely to call for my head before my first game) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 Dear Stewart, He must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go, he must go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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