murray street Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 To the tune of Elvis Pressleys song about the boy in the ghetto where he dies and his mother cries and stuff. On a cold and snowy January day, Gary Teale sent his Buddies on the way To Dingwalll And Stewart Gilmour Cried The snow was deep and the game in doubt could the Saints find a way out In Dingwall And the fans cried The game in the cold could the Buddies be bold and the score could not be foretold In Dingwall In Dingwall Cheesey Goodwin, Arquin too the weather was bitter made the lips turn blue Up In Dingwall The game is must win what a fix we are in in our team could be in the relegation bin But for Dingwall And our mammies cried And the fans cried And Stewart Gilmour Cried And Shull cried For an attempt at humour this is mince, hope you weren't up all night writing this "mad, devil may care" little music hall ditty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E=Mc2 Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Toilet stop on the Tile Bus. Might have to push it out the car park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murray street Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Toilet stop on the Tile Bus. Might have to push it out the car park. Hope the Cockles Wilson convener and "committee members" have taken enough pampers in case any young buddies end up with lumpy drawers after following through and not making it to the blocked bus lavvy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 (edited) Toilet stop on the Tile Bus. Might have to push it out the car park. Why not use an actual toilet instead of "pushing it out" in the carpark? Edited January 17, 2015 by stlucifer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linwood buddie Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRV7yS7wxfOXhuddufuSaDnnvBs_5Rz-3IkTc7cHT2q18gxZUtYGQ Caught in the act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsden buddie Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 The A9 is pretty clear at the moment, we haven't hit any trouble what so ever yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickMcD Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 The A9 is pretty clear at the moment, we haven't hit any trouble what so ever yet. Roughly where are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Roughly where are you? Bearsden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Roughly where are you? And the winner of today's most pointless question is.................................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted January 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Cardonald Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted January 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Game off at Tannadice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Saint Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Don't talk shite mate. Simondsmfc has a pal who is sunbathing in Inverness as we speak. He must be one of the local inbreads then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hambud Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 I'm with Thor on this one.the internet should be closed, there will never be a better statement than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E=Mc2 Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Roughly where are you? We have just passed a sign post for culloden. This game may be a bigger battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALBIONSAINT Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Toilet stop on the Tile Bus. Might have to push it out the car park. Take a photo it might break some kind of turd world record ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E=Mc2 Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 The bus didn't stop in the car park for a toilet stop. Concerned that we might not get out. Grown ups with weak bladders with tears in their eyes now as we cross the Kessock bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickMcD Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 And the winner of today's most pointless question is.................................. I can see why you say that but saying 'so far' without saying where to isn't really very informative. Nice to see you've lost not a whit of your acerbic wit when you were in Barlinnie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted January 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 COME ON YOU BUDDIES Us to win 4-1 Crowd 2987 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 He must be one of the local inbreads then Aye - Hamish Milanda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Aye - Hamish Milanda. You must have been your Mothers Pride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTOF Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Aye - Hamish Milanda. One of the upper crust? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond our ken Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Toilet stop on the Tile Bus. Might have to push one out in the car park. it should snap off in this weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond our ken Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 One of the upper crust? can we take it that Dingwall will be a sunblest slice of heaven and not a slippery pan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 I never intended to set off a slew of bread-related puns. Sorry. Doh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 COYS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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