Centre Spot Jobby Posted August 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 I'd doubt that, ah mean, could be anybody couldn't it. Well aye, any 'buddie' but you,. get it? How do you know I'm a man, ya trumpet? There are no females in Arbroath. just handle bar moustaches and an Oyster Bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Spot Jobby Posted August 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Can't even spell jobbie accurately. f**king bottom feeder! Silly Skunk. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jobby You spelt jobbie wrong. Naw another dumb dumb. Is it being a suburb of WeegieLand that causes it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doakes Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Naw another dumb dumb. Is it being a suburb of WeegieLand that causes it? Nounjobbie (plural jobbies) (Scotland, slang) Faeces; a piece of excrement. [quotations ▼] Generic object, thing. "Have a look at that jobbie!" (Britain, informal) a job, normally a task rather than a form of employment for which one is paid. I'll take care of the pasta jobbie, don't worry about that. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jobbie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintargyll Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 oh at least 10 pages me thinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankin_panda Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 I think they are referring to your username vs the post. Anyway, all the best, see Yous tomorrow Naw another dumb dumb. Is it being a suburb of WeegieLand that causes it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
17/03/13 Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jobbie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave The Buddie Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Bet he wiped his ar*e with his hand and used for fake tan the manky b&stu#d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Found out what happened to Centre Spot Jobby's steaming turd.... We offered it a two year contract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Spot Jobby Posted August 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Nounjobbie (plural jobbies) (Scotland, slang) Faeces; a piece of excrement. [quotations ▼] Generic object, thing. "Have a look at that jobbie!" (Britain, informal) a job, normally a task rather than a form of employment for which one is paid. I'll take care of the pasta jobbie, don't worry about that. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jobbie Look, its Jobby, always has been Jobby and always will be Jobby....Just like Bobby, Nobby and any other 'obby. Bet he wiped his ar*e with his hand and used for fake tan the manky b&stu#d I wipe my arse with my hand everyday, and then slide it up your birds farter. Found out what happened to Centre Spot Jobby's steaming turd.... We offered it a two year contract. three..but they said if i shite in the methadome i'll be able to sign a pre-contract Jobby in January if a better offer comes in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 This young man is thoroughly charming. Now.... where did I leave my bolt-gun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doakes Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Found out what happened to Centre Spot Jobby's steaming turd.... We offered it a two year contract. That's no way to talk about Alan Gow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Spot Jobby Posted August 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 This young man is thoroughly charming. Now.... where did I leave my bolt-gun? Try putting a mirror on the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leolovesstmfc Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 No got it wrong wee junkie bam man! We gave Caldwell away for free to YOUR mob! Now go visit your old 32 year old Granny.. Go to Granny Fat Slags house your maws no home from school yet neither's your Brother/Father! It's nice when a wee Junkie can get excited about something other than drugs! ps do you sevice the Morton team for free just like your gran! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 That's no way to talk about Alan Gow Oooh. Alan Gow Petrofac Bells Ramsdens B&Q Challenge Diddy Cup goalscoring hero... I think you'll find. Anyway, back to steaming turds.... What about Scott Brown's pus' at full time last night.... I digress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Spot Jobby Posted August 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 oh at least 10 pages me thinks I prefer ply, but i do realise bog roll can be limited in skunkville. No got it wrong wee junkie bam man! We gave Caldwell away for free to YOUR mob! Now go visit your old 32 year old Granny.. Go to Granny Fat Slags house your maws no home from school yet neither's your Brother/Father! It's nice when a wee Junkie can get excited about something other than drugs! ps do you sevice the Morton team for free just like your gran! A result of interbreeding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Spot Jobby Posted August 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Another wind up alias by the Captain? Has to be. Most Morton fans cannot spell Arbroath never mind know one of our posters lives there. Game's up. Captain Jobby!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Another wind up alias by the Captain? Has to be. Most Morton fans cannot spell Arbroath never mind know one of our posters lives there. Could be. The amount of hard-ons generated by folk creating aliases on here knows no bounds. Either way, this one has some half-decent patter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Zo Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 (edited) I don't think you will find a better topic header in this forums history. Absolutely briiiiilliant!:-) Edited August 20, 2015 by Mr Zo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 (edited) 15 years ago. I done a shite, a big steaming shite and squeezed it out on Love St's centre spot. I do wonder what ever happened to the shite, or indeed if it was even noticed at all among the shite all around. Toodle pip Skunks See ye all the 'morrow. Yeah we remember; it was called Paul Hartley....... Edited August 20, 2015 by Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 I'm sure there was "I shagged Michelle Marsh on Love St's Centre Spot." when Will Haining played here. He might well have posted that himself. Lucky bastard. I DO know someone who shagged his good lady in the commentary box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 I DO know someone who shagged his good lady in the commentary box. Was Haining aware of this at the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JM1 Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Tbf, it is "jobby". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JM1 Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 I DO know someone who shagged his good lady in the commentary box. That Archie MacPherson is some #lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nosferatu Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Great thread! Brings back memories of the good old days on tho forum of slanging matches with Falkirk fans. Pete & wingy run a bell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Great thread! Brings back memories of the good old days on tho forum of slanging matches with Falkirk fans. Pete & wingy run a bell! Never "run a bell", how does that work, ya trumpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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