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dave.j

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Of course it is.

Just put down a load of sandpaper and it will be fine.

In the medium have a beer and relax.

Think that covered all the puns :P

I hate conceding.... But that's so f**kin clever!! :)

You're pun- Victorias, cockles. :P

Wish I'd thought of that.

An afterthought to my initial post....

Put the rough side UP! :)

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Some good advice already, however I think it's 'plane' to see that perhaps a handyman is required as opposed to a joiner.

Now, there are different types of 'plane' so I'd suggest you ignore the ones Shull refers too on match days :P

You could also of chosen laminated flooring thus removing the need for said joiner.

The best option I think could be rising hinges which could remedy the situation, otherwise I'd probably just keep it simple, put the house up for sale. :)

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I take it you have asked your joiner father-in-law?????

Haha yes!

Door fixed, curtain poll fitted and mirror hung, all in time for me getting home from work! The man's a legend!

I have absolutely no idea why I didn't ask him! Probably the embarrassment.

Hi, my name's Dave. I own a tool kit. I have no idea why.

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Haha yes!

Door fixed, curtain poll fitted and mirror hung, all in time for me getting home from work! The man's a legend!

I have absolutely no idea why I didn't ask him! Probably the embarrassment.

Hi, my name's Dave. I own a tool kit. I have no idea why.

I quite like the fact that the following options are available to use based on the team you support :P

`Carpet hits kilt`

`Ratchet kit slip`

`Shit tip tackler`

Many more :) But glad you got it sorted

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