faraway saint Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Seen today some, seemingly, confidential forms from the loony's that are ISIS, were made available to the media. These forms were pretty standard stuff, almost a HR type of form. One of the questions was..........."Would you like to be a fighter or suicide bomber" Wee dafty at the back asks "What's a suicide bombers job"..................."Oh, it's an easy number"............."Ok, I'll have that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Did you get the job then? Are you a Christian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Great thread. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Now I know what shull is getting at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Great thread. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Now I know what shull is getting at. Are you a Christian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Are you a Christian? To be honest I was surprised to hear you were able to read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 To be honest I was surprised to hear you were able to read. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Because you're not a Christian. Oh, ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTOF Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Had a look at these a wee while ago. Didn't bother taking up the offer as the interest rates were shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E=Mc2 Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Suicide bombers get half price Papa J pizzas once they prove their worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapamythighs Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 Seen today some, seemingly, confidential forms from the loony's that are ISIS, were made available to the media. These forms were pretty standard stuff, almost a HR type of form. One of the questions was..........."Would you like to be a fighter or suicide bomber" Wee dafty at the back asks "What's a suicide bombers job"..................."Oh, it's an easy number"............."Ok, I'll have that" is the suicide bomber a job for life,,zero hours contract,,part time,,,,,,,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 is the suicide bomber a job for life,,zero hours contract,,part time,,,,,,,, I'll stick your name in and you can let us know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond our ken Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 is the suicide bomber a job for life,,zero hours contract,,part time,,,,,,,, pay as you play, I think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FS Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 You have to admire those suicide bombers, they really go out on a limb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Are ISIS an equal opportunity employer? Are they committed to paying the living wage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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