shull Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 My mind is a state. I am a trumpet. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Ffs, it's Lizzie's birthday. Why hasn't this been publicised anywhere. Get it sorted BBC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Ffs, it's Lizzie's birthday. Why hasn't this been publicised anywhere. Get it sorted BBC! Quick, turn it over, she's be taking a wee walk soon. I'm at the front, could get ma picture taken with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Quick, turn it over, she's be taking a wee walk soon. I'm at the front, could get ma picture taken with her. Are you Prince Philip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Aye, God bless her, and all who sail in her. Do I get to hit her with a bottle of champagne now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Aye, God bless her, and all who sail in her. Do I get to hit her with a bottle of champagne now? Naw, send it up here, I'll look after it for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaside Nipper Posted April 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 My mind is a state. I am a trumpet. Lol I thought you always got the horn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 A birthday joke for Her Majesty...... What do you get if you cross The Queen and Prince Phillip? Murdered in a Paris tunnel. Boom Boom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaside Nipper Posted April 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 A birthday joke for Her Majesty...... What do you get if you cross The Queen and Prince Phillip? Murdered in a Paris tunnel. Boom Boom. Well, not funny, but funnylike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggie Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Cannot wait to see tonights tv where a collection of toadies will no doubt be wheeled out to tug the forelock and convince us that its "good" for the nation. Meanwhile the big countries in the world (USA Russia,Germany,France,China etc)can only watch in admiration and wonder how they are able to manage without an unelected, class ridden, workshy elite. Think I will retreat under my rock tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 (edited) Had a great morning in Windsor. Waved my union jack and waved. Great day for a great lady. GSTQ Edited April 21, 2016 by faraway saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 I'm upset you'd criticise a fine pillar of our society. Pretty sure the pillar she walloped was part of French society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 21 gun salutes all across the nations that make up GB, still didn't manage to hit her. f**king hopeless gunners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 21 gun salutes all across the nations that make up GB, still didn't manage to hit her. f**king hopeless gunners Even worse, missed you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Going to be a cracking party tonight, I didnae get an invite, disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Going to be a cracking party tonight, I didnae get an invite, disappointed. Will they party like it's 1999 though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint in exile Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 So, its Happy Birthday to Queen Elizabeth then. Ninety years accrued and imo looks fairly healthy for her innings to date That said she'll probably need the Local unit of the Household Fire service to put out the candles on her cake. Happy Birthday anyway, seems like a nice sort, although never having met her I can only speculate that she's probably a friendly old lady. Who gives a f*ck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Who gives a f*ck? Me, next question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint in exile Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Will they party like it's 1999 though? Not after today's other news, I'm afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint in exile Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Me, next question? Who cares? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Who cares? Thousands care about me, that's thousands more than give a fcuk about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint in exile Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Thousands care about me, that's thousands more than give a fcuk about you. They're only concerned about your mental wellbeing. They don't have to worry about mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 They're only concerned about your mental wellbeing. They don't have to worry about mine. You should have been in Windsor today, what a great feeling, adored by thousands, and that was just me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iTony Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 f**king parasite. Although I am a Republican I would like to take this opportunity to wish Elizabeth the Last a very happy Birthday, reaching 90 whist surviving your whole life on Benefits is a remarkable achievement, well done ma'am These posts sum up society in general. One is just plain abusive and the other gives greetings albeit in a begrudging manner. All you needed to do was wish her a Happy Birthday or not bother posting in the thread at all. Why bother posting abuse to someone you have never met and probably never will? As for the begrudging post, it reminds me of people I used to come across in my last job who would start a sentence with "I'm not a racist but..." This forum over the past couple of days has almost been like a tribute to the very people in Scottish society that my fellow St. Mirren Supporters claim are "bigoted" and other words. It suggests that many people on here who proclaim to support St. Mirren F.C. are nothing more than Celtic and Rangers supporters in disguise. Maybe it's time a lot of you just accepted who you really are, come out of your closet and lead your life accordingly. It can't be comfortable pretending to be something you obviously are not - that fishy fellow from Arbroath or that "FTOF" chancer being prime examples. Anyone who calls himself "FTOF" is trying way too hard to disguise himself as a supporter of the magnificent football institution that is St. Mirren F.C. He obviously is more obsessed with them than he is with St. Mirren, hence his choice of username. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iTony Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Oh, and as it says on "Google"..."Happy 90th Birthday, Ma'am". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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