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froome and porte caught in accident

 

unbelievable, froome is running up the mountain without his bike

 

he ditched his bike and had to get one from the neutral service car.

 

Adam yates might be going in to yellow, the race has been blown 

apart due to froome being in an accident with a motorbike, there will have

to be some sorting out.

 

Porte banged in to a camera motorcycle and somehow froome

ditched his Sky bike in the melee and started running up the

mountain for a couple of minutes before getting a replacement

bike from the neutral service car.

 

I have been watching the tour de france for 32 years and have

never seen anything like it.

 

They will have to take the time from where the accident was,

all of those who were level or behind froome will take there

time from there, surely froome will still be in yellow. 

 

 

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29 minutes ago, murray street said:

froome and porte caught in accident

 

unbelievable, froome is running up the mountain without his bike

 

he ditched his bike and had to get one from the neutral service car.

 

Adam yates might be going in to yellow, the race has been blown 

apart due to froome being in an accident with a motorbike, there will have

to be some sorting out.

 

Porte banged in to a camera motorcycle and somehow froome

ditched his Sky bike in the melee and started running up the

mountain for a couple of minutes before getting a replacement

bike from the neutral service car.

 

I have been watching the tour de france for 32 years and have

never seen anything like it.

 

They will have to take the time from where the accident was,

all of those who were level or behind froome will take there

time from there, surely froome will still be in yellow. 

 

 

You would hope so but Froome is provisionally in sixth place 53 seconds behind new race leader Adam Yates! :wacko:

No yellow jersey presentation after the stage awards given out.............

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In the end what was turning out to be a great finish on a mountain top was ruint by some truly nut-job punters at the side of the road , some of whom are nearly as mad as some of the nutters that come on here on occasion. .

Anyway , at least they sorted the times out in the end, even tho' that was obviously to the dissatisfaction of some of the crowd who booed when Froomey got presented , eventually with the maillot jaune . I reckon the running up the hill was sheer desperation at not wanting to lose the jersey in such circumstances . .

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27 minutes ago, saintnextlifetime said:

In the end what was turning out to be a great finish on a mountain top was ruint by some truly nut-job punters at the side of the road , some of whom are nearly as mad as some of the nutters that come on here on occasion. .

Anyway , at least they sorted the times out in the end, even tho' that was obviously to the dissatisfaction of some of the crowd who booed when Froomey got presented , eventually with the maillot jaune . I reckon the running up the hill was sheer desperation at not wanting to lose the jersey in such circumstances . .

 
Kate Bush has quickly re-recorded a classic....
 
 
It doesn't hurt me
Do you want to feel how it feels?
Do you want to know that it doesn't hurt me?
Do you want to hear about the deal that I'm making?
You, it's you and me, and a bike, some lycra clad fannies and daft French cnuts
And if I only could
I'd make a deal with God
And I'd get him to swap our places
Be running up that road
Be running up that hill
Be running up to punch fcuk out of that dick on a motorbike
See if I only could, oh
You don't want to hurt me
But see how deep the bullet lies
Unaware I'm tearing you asunder
Ooh, there is thunder in our hearts
Is there so much hate for the ones we love?
Tell me, we both matter, don't we?
You, it's you and me, and those way-too-tight lycra pants, and the French cnuts
It's you and me won't be unhappy
And if I only could
I'd make a deal with God
And I'd get him to swap our places
Be running up that road
Be running up that hill
Be running up that fcuking hill with my lycra pants chaffing the fcuk oot' ma' bum cheeks
Say, if…
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Chris Froome still in yellow after coming second in the individual time trial and gaining 2 minutes on Nairo Quintana, froome has won the tour de france it is safe to say.

 

Adam Yates down to 3rd, hope he makes the podium as 2nd or 3rd place a week on sunday.

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23 hours ago, pozbaird said:
 
Kate Bush has quickly re-recorded a classic....
 
 
It doesn't hurt me
Do you want to feel how it feels?
Do you want to know that it doesn't hurt me?
Do you want to hear about the deal that I'm making?
You, it's you and me, and a bike, some lycra clad fannies and daft French cnuts
And if I only could
I'd make a deal with God
And I'd get him to swap our places
Be running up that road
Be running up that hill
Be running up to punch fcuk out of that dick on a motorbike
See if I only could, oh
You don't want to hurt me
But see how deep the bullet lies
Unaware I'm tearing you asunder
Ooh, there is thunder in our hearts
Is there so much hate for the ones we love?
Tell me, we both matter, don't we?
You, it's you and me, and those way-too-tight lycra pants, and the French cnuts
It's you and me won't be unhappy
And if I only could
I'd make a deal with God
And I'd get him to swap our places
Be running up that road
Be running up that hill
Be running up that fcuking hill with my lycra pants chaffing the fcuk oot' ma' bum cheeks
Say, if…

The use of LCF , is under copyright held by the Sandman . .

 

. .I hope you paid him his royalties , ya Golf Gear Git. .:)

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Well done Mark Cavendish, not wee mark, or cav (or any other nickname) as I don't know him and wouldn't be a pretentious bellend

to make out I did know him by calling him wee or cav, so I use his full name.

 

4 stage wins is incredible, I thought he would have chucked it by now

to concentrate on the olympics, one or two more stage wins (including

the champs Elysees) is not out of the question.

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Froomey

Wee bertie the conductor

Wee nairo, I know them all, because you know I am such a cool bikey mod. :lol:

♫♫why do you have to be so cool you're such a fool, bikeys stick together♫♫

 

Marcel Kittle  wee big kitty, hey aren't you a cool bikey mod? :lol:

 

There are some right fùcking pricks that post on here :lol:

 

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The main GC contenders are coming to the bottom of Le Grand Colombier, wee Nairo said he was pinning his hopes on the mountain stages of week 3 but surely at 3 minutes down he must try something today...............

...............yup, TeamSKY and Chris "vroom-vroom" Froome just too strong.

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Can Cav make it 5 this year and 31 in total tomorrow?

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Cooooollllll, Can I be part of the Cool Bikey Mod Gang?

 

How much of a pretentious wankbag do I have to be?

 

btw no more pm's please (colin) bud the baker, next time just

pm that nobcheese wee saintnextlifetime

 

I still enjoy the tour de france and I will still post, so keep it coming :D

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5 hours ago, Bud the Baker said:

The main GC contenders are coming to the bottom of Le Grand Colombier, wee Nairo said he was pinning his hopes on the mountain stages of week 3 but surely at 3 minutes down he must try something today...............

...............yup, TeamSKY and Chris "vroom-vroom" Froome just too strong.

*******************

Can Cav make it 5 this year and 31 in total tomorrow?

I think wee Nairo hasn't been much of a contender and seems to be slipping out of contention . Bauke Mollema seems to be a better contender now plus the Dutchman seems to have a better attitude . .

Wee Cav' can certainly do it tomorrow , hopefully he will just nick it on the line from Kittle. .:P

 

Sad news about Boardman's mum , Carol -bit of a shocker really. .

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Wee Phil Liggett  "wee liggy" and Wee Paul Sherwen "wee sherry" (I like to pretend I know them cause I'm a cool lahndahn bikey wankbag)

are saying Mark Cavendish is going to chuck it today at some point.

 

Paul Sherwen is a good six foot plus, but to be a cool mod wankbag you have to use

the term "wee"

 

 

Hoofters Gotta Hate

 

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