The Politics Thread

[delpierro 697]

https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/18273075.nicola-sturgeons-indyref2-mandate-based-starkly-disproportionate-election-win/

Name me the UK Gov., that won elections with over 50% of electorate, vote?

[Hiram Abiff 631]

Scotland is a countryEngland is a countryThe UK is not a country

 

#thichasf**k

 

 

 Yes, you a clearly thick as f**k

 

You’ve certainly provided some nuggets of comedy gold stupidity in recent weeks!

 

Now off you go back to crowdfunding the beast you misogynistic xenophobe!

[Hiram Abiff 631]

TPAFTWAT says the UK isn’t a country

What a roaster!

[BuddieinEK 8,662]

TPAFTWAT says the UK isn’t a country

What a roaster!

How would you define it, oh wise one?

[Guest TPAFKATS]

How would you define it, oh wise one?

Aw f**k, is he back.

[Guest TPAFKATS]

It is written in law with QE2 as its head of state as........

The UK is a union of four countries: England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.


When you wrote wise one, I just presumed it was myself you were referring to.

Certainly wasn't Andy the knob

[Hiram Abiff 631]

Nicola Sturgeon announcing that gatherings of more than 500 people were to be banned.... but only after the Old Firm game sums her and the SNP up

[Hiram Abiff 631]

Certainly wasn't Andy the knob

Oh dear. Fatty seeking my attention yet again.

Your level of stupidity knows no bounds!

[Hiram Abiff 631]

It is written in law with QE2 as its head of state as........

The UK is a union of four countries: England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.


When you wrote wise one, I just presumed it was myself you were referring to.

Naw, everyone knows you’re thick as fuck

You and TPAFTWAT certainly provide a quality comedy double act of complete stupidity!

[Guest TPAFKATS]

Awwwww, you feeling lonely this morning.

Poor #thichasfcuk all by yourself.

Give this number a call 116123 they might be able to help you and there is no charge for the help.

He's absolutely desperate for any attention

[salmonbuddie 3,293]

I truly felt pity for him, can't be easy on your own with how things are going on with this pandemic. He could be lying dead for months before anyone finds his body, the poor soul.

He has a soul?

[salmonbuddie 3,293]

Nope. Nobody has.

Not even James Brown?

[Guest TPAFKATS]

He had soul, not a soul. 
David Soul's mum, on the other hand ...
 

We've all got a soul, or is it asshole?

[salmonbuddie 3,293]

We've all got a soul, or is it asshole?

This forum has more than a few...

[shull 30,972]

 

[smcc 1,258]

21 minutes ago, shull said:

 

The replies are equally classy.  Lots of numpties around, not all of them Scottish Nationalists.

[salmonbuddie 3,293]

In solidarity with my brothers and sisters in London (where this jewellery comes from) and elsewhere in the UK, can I just say f**k the Tories.

[oaksoft 13,114]

2 hours ago, salmonbuddie said:

In solidarity with my brothers and sisters in London (where this jewellery comes from) and elsewhere in the UK, can I just say f**k the Tories.

Anyone receiving furlough payments or in receipt of the £10k or £25k non repayable grants for business would probably disagree with that sentiment.

If we could ditch the extremists on both wings into the sea, our country would be a much more pleasant place to live.

Edited April 24, 2020 by oaksoft

[salmonbuddie 3,293]

Anyone receiving furlough payments or in receipt of the £10k or £25k non repayable grants for business would probably disagree with that sentiment.
If we could ditch the extremists on both wings into the sea, our country would be a much more pleasant place to live.

Wrong again, oaky, not "anyone" - I know lots of people who are in receipt of one or the other and they all agree with me.

[GMan 94]

6 hours ago, shull said:

 

Ah, Shull! Troll extraordinaire...

As Shull already knows, Tory unionists don't belong on this forum! If you're of that mindset, then follow the Glasgow Road until you get to the Ralston/Crookston boundary. Continue along the same road, though it's now called the Paisley Road West, eastwards bound, until you pass Bellahouston Park on your right-hand side. Once over the motorway bridge, turn left onto the Broomloan Road. Follow this down to the roundabout, and you'll see Ibrox Stadium on your right-hand side. This is your new home. On match days you will be able to purchase a union jack from a vendor outside the stadium. 

All this talk about hating the Old Firm is exactly the kind of thing I'd say if I were undercover on an enemy forum. Also I would push for clubs to go part-time in order to further my club's ambition of playing in England. I would relentlessly spam the forum with nonsense, too. Sound like anyone we know? You cannae fool us all, Shull... 

[oaksoft 13,114]

1 hour ago, salmonbuddie said:

1 hour ago, oaksoft said:

Anyone receiving furlough payments or in receipt of the £10k or £25k non repayable grants for business would probably disagree with that sentiment.
If we could ditch the extremists on both wings into the sea, our country would be a much more pleasant place to live.

Wrong again, oaky, not "anyone" - I know lots of people who are in receipt of one or the other and they all agree with me.

Fair enough.

Clearly not everyone is capable of a little gratitude when they are helped out.

There will always be complainers in life. 

[shull 30,972]

50 minutes ago, GMan said:

Ah, Shull! Troll extraordinaire...

As Shull already knows, Tory unionists don't belong on this forum! If you're of that mindset, then follow the Glasgow Road until you get to the Ralston/Crookston boundary. Continue along the same road, though it's now called the Paisley Road West, eastwards bound, until you pass Bellahouston Park on your right-hand side. Once over the motorway bridge, turn left onto the Broomloan Road. Follow this down to the roundabout, and you'll see Ibrox Stadium on your right-hand side. This is your new home. On match days you will be able to purchase a union jack from a vendor outside the stadium. 

All this talk about hating the Old Firm is exactly the kind of thing I'd say if I were undercover on an enemy forum. Also I would push for clubs to go part-time in order to further my club's ambition of playing in England. I would relentlessly spam the forum with nonsense, too. Sound like anyone we know? You cannae fool us all, Shull... 

Conservatism has nothing to do with Scottish Football or Sevco Fans. 

Incidentally, I don't vote. Never have never will. 

Shower of useless puppets. 

All of them. 

Keep an eye out for the potholes. 

[shull 30,972]

As a football fan of 5 decades, not now though, it was all about the sport and hoping my team won. They mostly were shite but the addiction kept me going and hoping for success. 

During that time, while following my Team, not once did religion, politics or terrorism become part of it. 

It was all about the beautiful game. 

Unfortunately, soccer is dead now.  

[salmonbuddie 3,293]

Fair enough.
Clearly not everyone is capable of a little gratitude when they are helped out.
There will always be complainers in life. 

Two things:

1. You have completely missed the point of my original post.

2. Who will benefit in the longer game, are you really niaive enough to think that the Tories are doing this for anyone but the Tories? Maybe the people I'm talking about can see the bigger picture.

At the risk of getting repetetive, f**k the Tories, expressed with the same intent as f**k the Ton or FTOF.

[oaksoft 13,114]

1 hour ago, salmonbuddie said:

Two things:

1. You have completely missed the point of my original post.

2. Who will benefit in the longer game, are you really niaive enough to think that the Tories are doing this for anyone but the Tories? Maybe the people I'm talking about can see the bigger picture.

At the risk of getting repetetive, f**k the Tories, expressed with the same intent as f**k the Ton or FTOF.

Ach I'm in too good of a mood to be arguing about nonsense like this and honestly, life is too f**king short. 🤣

People can feel however they like about the Tories. Personally, I would rather not spend my few precious years of life filled with rage for people who have no major influence on my life.

If you want to f**k FTOF then good luck. 🤣