Any good Christmas Songs?

[stlucifer]

Here's mine for the festive season

Christmas in Ferguslie

·         Presents  burning on an open fire,

All the kids have come to blows,

Dad was caught out as a liar,

So mum gave him a bloody nose.

 

Everybody’s drunk and they’re having a go,

It’s turned into a great big fight,

The dinners out but you just all know,

It will taste just F’n shite!

 

Now the polis will have their say,

They’re at the door and taking them all away.

And the mother f***ers are gonna lie,

While the kids that are left will start to cry.  

 

And so I’m offering this simple phrase,

To them all and also you,

Although it’s been said many times many ways,

Christmas ain’t merry in Feegie noo.

 

[scrappy coco]

FFS... what a pile of shit...

You's close knit folk from Inchinnan should try to find something better to do while your sister's are 

out christmas shopping....

[faraway saint]

2 hours ago, stlucifer said:

Here's mine for the festive season

Christmas in Ferguslie

·         Presents  burning on an open fire,

All the kids have come to blows,

Dad was caught out as a liar,

So mum gave him a bloody nose.

 

Everybody’s drunk and they’re having a go,

It’s turned into a great big fight,

The dinners out but you just all know,

It will taste just F’n shite!

 

Now the polis will have their say,

They’re at the door and taking them all away.

And the mother f***ers are gonna lie,

While the kids that are left will start to cry.  

 

And so I’m offering this simple phrase,

To them all and also you,

Although it’s been said many times many ways,

Christmas ain’t merry in Feegie noo.

 

Wow, that's.......................