faraway saint Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 (edited) It seems there are quite a few who could be in this club. The main criteria is you don't pay for the "ad free club" (although there are many other areas that would allow you to join) which costs 87p per month. Unfortunately, as I am quite poor, the membership fee is 87p per month but you get a free membership number and nothing much else I'm afraid. Don't be embarrassed, embrace your "tightness" and be free from............................87p per month. PS You must state why you feel you can be a member and I have the final say as i won't have any miserable cnuts, that's another club altogether. Edited December 12, 2016 by faraway saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 I am proud not to be a member. I might even join the P & B version of the Torfason Doodah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted December 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 11 minutes ago, shull said: I am proud not to be a member. I might even join the P & B version of the Torfason Doodah. I draw your attention to the point that there are no miserable cnuts allowed..........................see ye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted December 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 3 hours ago, cockles1987 said: I'd like to post my disappointment on the thread title. False advertising is punishable with a fine and/or jail. Ps I did click on it by accident. Aye? Posted by accident? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 FFS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 IAWD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted December 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Drew said: FFS Off topic, the forum member from "down sowf" will be after you. Me, I don't give a fcuk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 That'll be dahn saaf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted December 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 Just now, Drew said: That'll be dahn saaf! FFS, don't you start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 I'd like to post my disappointment on the thread title. [emoji35]False advertising is punishable with a fine and/or jail. [emoji33]Ps I did click on it by accident. ???? Dont worry, by clicking on it you will attract adds for similar content based on the words in the title [emoji6] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapamythighs Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 BAA HUMBUG..............can i join............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaldyOzBud Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 8 hours ago, faraway saint said: It seems there are quite a few who could be in this club. The main criteria is you don't pay for the "ad free club" (although there are many other areas that would allow you to join) which costs 87p per month. Unfortunately, as I am quite poor, the membership fee is 87p per month but you get a free membership number and nothing much else I'm afraid. Don't be embarrassed, embrace your "tightness" and be free from............................87p per month. PS You must state why you feel you can be a member and I have the final say as i won't have any miserable cnuts, that's another club altogether. I feel I can be a member because you told me I am, ( in the Shankland thread ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted December 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 20 minutes ago, BaldyOzBud said: I feel I can be a member because you told me I am, ( in the Shankland thread ) I am now telling you to set up a direct debit for 87p a month...........or you're out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted December 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 Bit disappointed, no PM with bank details as yet..........................some people aren't taking this serious enough. In time, like our board, I'll get round to distributing free t-shirts, holding free nights including wine and nibbles (venue to be decided depending on the number of members) and possibly an annual get together somewhere hot and sunny. C'mon, let's get it going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsidebud Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 (edited) 5 hours ago, faraway saint said: Bit disappointed, no PM with bank details as yet..........................some people aren't taking this serious enough. In time, like our board, I'll get round to distributing free t-shirts, holding free nights including wine and nibbles (venue to be decided depending on the number of members) and possibly an annual get together somewhere hot and sunny. C'mon, let's get it going. Apologies - but to paraphrase the great Scottish poet Ewan McTeagle, I'm a bit skint just now but I'll be able to square you up when that postal order from Australia arrives... [Thank you Monty P!] Edited December 12, 2016 by southsidebud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaldyOzBud Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 10 hours ago, faraway saint said: I am now telling you to set up a direct debit for 87p a month...........or you're out. As the late great Julius ( Groucho ) Marx once said, I have no wish to join any club that would have someone like me as a member. Good day to you sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted December 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Ok, the name of the club is the Tight Cnut club but, FFS, get the 87p a month to me ASAP, Christmas is looming and I need some cash. It's only 87p FFS. There's no need to be REALLY tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 52 minutes ago, faraway saint said: Ok, the name of the club is the Tight Cnut club but, FFS, get the 87p a month to me ASAP, Christmas is looming and I need some cash. It's only 87p FFS. There's no need to be REALLY tight. Still waiting on my " Faraway Fud Club " T Shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted December 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 9 minutes ago, shull said: Still waiting on my " Faraway Fud Club " T Shirt What? It was posted........................damn postal service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 I'll accept a refund Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted December 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 2 hours ago, shull said: I'll accept a refund Small print.....................no refunds ya trumpet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Bassa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted December 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 Looks like the Tight Cnut club will have be wound up. I've only had 2 PM's, both offering abuse but no direct debits. Fcuk the lot of you, tight cnuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 Hope you didnae order T Shirts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted December 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 Just now, shull said: Hope you didnae order T Shirts Oh feck.......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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