weeb52 Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 (edited) Edited May 4, 2017 by weeb52 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linwood buddie Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 The sky is blue and the grass is green . So what have you got for my Halloween? "Nothing ya wee scamp ,bugger off" I'm trying to drink my Smirnoff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 1 hour ago, weeb52 said: That's better than any of Tedious Toms efforts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 You promised a poem, And gave us a blank, You're just being silly, So fcuk off ya'.... daftie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieinEK Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 You promised a poem, And gave us a blank, You're just being silly, So fcuk off ya'.... daftie. A poem by Poz.A really nice trick.But who gives a tossSo fcuk off ya ...daftie![emoji3] [emoji12] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 Just now, BuddieinEK said: A poem by Poz. A really nice trick. But who gives a toss So fcuk off ya ... daftie! Drum roll..... ker-tish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieinEK Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 Drum roll..... ker-tish! You are not suing me for breach of copywrite or over sampling? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mearns Saint Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Ohhhhhh his name is Gary Irvine...He plays, at right back for the teamHe played left but was f**king honkingIt's ok coz his legs are dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mearns Saint Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Or.....Ohhhhh his name is James Flower...He puts, the cones out for the team,He wears shorts when it is f**king freezing,It's ok coz his legs are a dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Arthur Blair Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Is there a tune that those abominations are 23 minutes ago, Mearns Saint said: Ohhhhhh his name is Gary Irvine... He plays, at right back for the team He played left but was f**king honking It's ok coz his legs are dream 14 minutes ago, Mearns Saint said: Or..... Ohhhhh his name is James Flower... He puts, the cones out for the team, He wears shorts when it is f**king freezing, It's ok coz his legs are a dream Is there a tune that those abominations are set to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 HSS is up for a piss That's why he's reading this Mearns Saint has been to a pub And obviously......went on to a Club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 McGonagall Lives.... in Newton Mearns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappy coco Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 I woke up this morning and lay in my bed, Had a look on the forum and read through this thread, I've looked day after day and night after night, But I really must say I've never read so much shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Water is Cold ,Ice is Colder Lord Pity Me has a chip on his shoulder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Joma are coming, They're doing our kit, Let's hope they're on it, Cos' JD were shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 As profound and meaningful a poem as I've ever read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 3 hours ago, scrappy coco said: I woke up this morning and lay in my bed, Had a look on the forum and read through this thread, I've looked day after day and night after night, But I really must say I've never read so much shite. The sentiment is sound, but the cadence is way off, darling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 His cadence is off, His poem's a mess, Drew isnae' happy, FFS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 The OP's poem is, by far, the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northendsaint Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Tomorrow shapes our destiny and we,ll be on our way The first step on to better things for it will be our day 1800 Buddies, will shout and scream and roar The scenes of sheer emotion when the Paisley St Mirren score Tears of joy will flow i,m sure as the day unfolds The fans will be ecstatic,the youngsters to the old My thoughts will turn to my wee mate,i know that he,ll be there Kicking,heading every ball,he,s always in our prayers And when the game is over and the celebrations done The Saints fans will be counted as 18 hundred and one. God Bless Tam McGarry.We are St Mirren. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurabrown1877 Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Brilliant dad [emoji178] there's only one tam mcgarry [emoji178] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieinEK Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 I'm loving this threadBut I'm no good at poetryI can't scan or ryhmeOh shit It happened again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isle Of Bute Saint Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 56 minutes ago, BuddieinEK said: I'm loving this thread But I'm no good at poetry I can't scan or ryhme Oh shit It happened again! Poetry does not need to rhyme as long as the words are meaningful. However shite pop songs on the other hand. "hit me with your rhythm stick" was utter class it has to be said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whydowebother Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Rather poor attempts at things you're all trying to rhymeIt's clear to most of us, it's just a waste of timeThough we must be fair to you, because try as you mightThe majority on here, think your efforts a load of shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
div Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 There was a young man named Jack, Who came to Saints after Alex got the the Sack, At first he was shite, But now he's alright, And we're going to pump Hibs right up the crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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