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Is there a tune that those abominations are

23 minutes ago, Mearns Saint said:

Ohhhhhh his name is Gary Irvine...
He plays, at right back for the team
He played left but was f**king honking
It's ok coz his legs are dream

 

14 minutes ago, Mearns Saint said:

Or.....

Ohhhhh his name is James Flower...
He puts, the cones out for the team,
He wears shorts when it is f**king freezing,
It's ok coz his legs are a dream

Is there a tune that those abominations are set to?

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3 hours ago, scrappy coco said:

I woke up this morning and lay in my bed,

Had a look on the forum and read through this thread,

I've looked day after day and night after night,

But I really must say I've never read so much shite. 

The sentiment is sound, but the cadence is way off, darling.

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Tomorrow shapes our destiny and we,ll be on our way

The first step on to better things for it will be our day

1800  Buddies, will shout and scream and roar

The scenes of sheer emotion when the Paisley St Mirren score

Tears of joy will flow i,m sure as the day unfolds

The fans will be ecstatic,the youngsters to the old

My thoughts will turn to my wee mate,i know that he,ll be there

Kicking,heading every ball,he,s always in our prayers

And when the game is over and the celebrations  done

The Saints fans will be counted as

18 hundred and one.

 

God Bless Tam McGarry.We are St Mirren.

 

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56 minutes ago, BuddieinEK said:

I'm loving this thread
But I'm no good at poetry
I can't scan or ryhme
Oh shit It happened again!

Poetry does not need to rhyme as long as the words are meaningful. However shite pop songs on the other hand.   "hit me with your rhythm stick" was utter class it has to be said. 

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There was a young man named Jack,
Who came to Saints after Alex got the the Sack,
At first he was shite,
But now he's alright,
And we're going to pump Hibs right up the crack.

 

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