HSS Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-merseyside-41123148 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 Silly boy. Put a dent in the "feel good" factor most were giving him after his move, and decent start, at Everton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 Imagine being a multi millionaire and not having a bodyguard / chauffeur or at least a mate on speed dial to pick u up.Even worse, all that money and he was caught drink driving in a beetle [emoji23]Rooney really is a dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26-59-87-13 Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 I think we'll find that Mr Rooney, or My Client, as he will hereafter be referred to, has a rare and serious, but hitherto undiagnosed medical condition, which artificially raises his blood alcohol level whenever he is in close quarters to others in public bars, lounges and particularly champagne bars. It is important this is not misconstrued as evidence that My Client has himself consumed a right swally. This complaint is understood to date back to extensive contact with a former manager from the Govan area of Glasgow who had a curiously related gastric condition which came to light when he needed to speed past ordinary mortals on the hard shoulder of the motorway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTOF Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 If he had driven home a bit faster, he could have nipped into his house and had a couple of glasses of whisky. No problem getting off with it then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 If he had driven home a bit faster, he could have nipped into his house and had a couple of glasses of whisky. No problem getting off with it then. Although it's rumoured the beetle wasn't his or his wife's so mibees not suitable to turn up at home with it [emoji32] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 Embarassing... on the way home he was roasted at the traffic lights by Paolo Nutini in a Mini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 Embarassing... on the way home he was spit-roasted at the traffic lights by Paolo Nutini in a Miniskirt. [emoji33][emoji33] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted September 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 3 hours ago, pozbaird said: Embarassing... on the way home he was roasted at the traffic lights by Paolo Nutini in a Mini. I'm sure that Paolo will pass on his lawyers number if Wayne gives him a call . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 Rooney banned from driving for 2 years. He also has to do 100 hours of Community Service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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