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Going past 60. (Am I in danger of turning into Stricky or Knumb*****?)

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My advancing Years.

 

The problems they are mounting, I’ve just turned 61

It seems  sitting watching telly, is what’s described as fun.

I was always at the gym, I used to be so run and jog,

Now I spend my downtime, looking for a bog.

My waist was really narrow, my trousers fitted fine,

But with the scourge of time, they slip at my behind.

Something I took note of, was the size of women’s chests,

I now look in the mirror, if I want to see big breasts.

Previous birthdays were a time, for all to fool around,

With this milestone age, I’ve started counting down.

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Just now, stlucifer said:

My advancing Years.

 

The problems they are mounting, I’ve just turned 61

It seems  sitting watching telly, is what’s described as fun.

I was always at the gym, I used to be so run and jog,

Now I spend my downtime, looking for a bog.

My waist was really narrow, my trousers fitted fine,

But with the scourge of time, they slip at my behind.

Something I took note of, was the size of women’s chests,

I now look in the mirror, if I want to see big breasts.

Previous birthdays were a time, for all to fool around,

With this milestone age, I’ve started counting down.

Posting this pish is a sign you're becoming something...........I'll get back to you later with a suggestion.  :lol:

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11 minutes ago, faraway saint said:

Posting this pish is a sign you're becoming something...........I'll get back to you later with a suggestion.  :lol:

On the plus side. I did put it in "General NONSENSE"! It is what it says on the label.

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On the plus side. I did put it in "General NONSENSE"! It is what it says on the label.

Fear not, I’m certain a particular forum im’poster’ will be along to start a ‘Who will do the most pishes today’ thread or something of that nature :P

You’ve nothing to worry about...... yet :D

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