faraway saint Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 Never a truer word..................or words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, cockles1987 said: Right, who all thought immediately he was referring to shull. Wrang..............next guess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 Fcuking well said Billy................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cornwall_Saint Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 Can’t help but love Scottish football Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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faraway saint Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 David Beckham.......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted March 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 Corden, like Lenny Henry shouldn't be anywhere near a " funny as feck thread " Didnae click Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shull Posted April 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 JACK ROSS 1-1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 (edited) Sad but true......................goes for quite a few of the older sensitive forum members. Edited June 10, 2019 by faraway saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 14 hours ago, faraway saint said: Sad but true......................goes for quite a few of the older sensitive forum members. Sure about the one on the left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted June 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 A ventriloquist visiting Aberdeenshire, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun. Ventriloquist: awright Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him.' Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid man Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?' Dog: 'Doin' all right.' Villager: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the villager) Dog: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?' Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.' Villager: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?' Villager: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I think.' Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?' Horse: 'Cool' Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (pointing at the villager) Horse: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?' Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.' Villager: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?' Villager: 'The sheep's a f**king liar' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, shull said: A ventriloquist visiting Aberdeenshire, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun. Ventriloquist: awright Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him.' Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid man Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?' Dog: 'Doin' all right.' Villager: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the villager) Dog: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?' Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.' Villager: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?' Villager: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I think.' Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?' Horse: 'Cool' Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (pointing at the villager) Horse: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?' Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.' Villager: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?' Villager: 'The sheep's a f**king liar' True story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted June 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 Aye And so is Sweeps invisible man in the sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portmahomack saint Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 18 hours ago, faraway saint said: Sad but true......................goes for quite a few of the older sensitive forum members. 15 year old Russian boy on the Normandy beach in 1944 how did he end up there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 1 minute ago, portmahomack saint said: 15 year old Russian boy on the Normandy beach in 1944 how did he end up there Maybe he got lost? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cornwall_Saint Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 Any Harry Potter fans out there, this is an extract taken from an AI written version of a new Harry Potter book. Safe to say AI isn’t quite ready to take over from actual authors... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted June 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 He was the master. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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faraway saint Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 Capaldi.........................GIFRUY Gallagher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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