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4 minutes ago, Callum Gilhooley said:

As I said on another thread , didn’t know a lot about this fella , checked out some of his stuff online & looks like a player . Welcome aboard young man , you don’t have four or five mates looking for a game do you ? emoji57.png

Interestingly he has 2 brothers who are footballers! One at Benfica, the other at Arsenal

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Let's hope it ends better for this Matty Willock! :death

 

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A holiday, a holiday
And the first one of the year
Lord Donald's wife came into the church
The Gospel for to hear

And when the meeting it was done
She cast her eyes about
And there she saw little Matty Willock
Walking in the crowd

"Come home with me, little Matty Willock
Come home with me tonight
Come home with me, little Matty Willock
And sleep with me 'til light"

"Oh, I can't come home, I won't come home
And sleep with you tonight
By the rings on your fingers
I can tell you are Lord Donald's wife"

"But if I am Lord Donald's wife
Lord Donald's not at home
He is out in the far cornfields
Bringing the yearlings home"

And a servant who was standing by
And hearing what was said
He swore Lord Donald he would know
Before the sun would set

And in his hurry to carry the news
He bent his breast and ran
And when he came to the broad mill stream
He took off his shoes and he swam

Little Matty Willock, he lay down
And took a little sleep
When he awoke, Lord Donald
Was standing at his feet

Saying, "How do you like my feather bed
And how do you like my sheets
How do you like my lady
Who lies in your arms asleep?"

"Oh, well, I like your feather bed
And well, I like your sheets
But better I like your lady gay
Who lies in my arms asleep"

"Well, get up, get up", Lord Donald cried
"Get up as quick as you can
It'll never be said in fair England
I slew a naked man"

"Oh, I can't get up, I won't get up
I can't get up for my life
For you have two long beaten swords
And I not a pocket knife"

"Well, it's true I have two beaten swords
And they cost me deep in the purse
But you will have the better of them
And I will have the worse"

"And you will strike the very first blow
And strike it like a man
I will strike the very next blow
And I'll kill you if I can"

So Matty struck the very first blow
And he hurt Lord Donald sore
Lord Donald struck the very next blow
And Matty struck no more

And then Lord Donald he took his wife
And he sat her on his knee
Saying, "Who do you like the best of us
Matty Willock or me?"

And then up spoke his own dear wife
Never heard to speak so free
"I'd rather a kiss from dead Matty's lips
Than you or your finery"

Lord Donald, he jumped up
And loudly he did bawl
He struck his wife right through the heart
And pinned her against the wall

"A grave, a grave", Lord Donald cried
"To put these lovers in
But bury my lady at the top
For she was of noble kin"


 

 

Edited by Bud the Baker
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3 minutes ago, Isle Of Bute Saint said:

Check out my history not like you to post utter crap Stayaway Saint.

 

On 7/23/2018 at 3:45 PM, Isle Of Bute Saint said:

If you are not concerned you should be. Stubbs told us 4 to 5 players. The latest interview with Stubbs now says2 players, hopefully he says. Our budget is the problem as it has been in the past .  Three on trial proves we can't get who he wanted  add in the players Stubbs wants out who can't get clubs and you end up with a financial problem to sign players. Stubbs first huge mistake was telling these players they have no future at the club because we are going to need them. 

 

On 7/23/2018 at 2:35 PM, Isle Of Bute Saint said:

Why would Stubbs go on national TV and say we have 4 to 5 players coming in over the next 4 to 5 days nearly two weeks ago only for none to be signed ? Patience kinda goes out the window after that statement with alarm bells starting to  be wrung. If we can't afford Stubbs list what are we going to do pluck players out who don't have clubs and hope for the best. 

You don't really understand that the shite you post is there for all to see, do you?  :lol:

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1 minute ago, faraway saint said:

 

 

You don't really understand that the shite you post is there for all to see, do you?  :lol:

Stayaway if that was put forward in a court of law to say I did not want Stubbs as St Mirren manager it would be thrown out and you laughed at. Your quote Stayaway is open criticism.

The fact is go find one post where I wrote I did not want Alan Stubbs as manager after all that's what your trying to say.

 

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1 minute ago, Isle Of Bute Saint said:

Stayaway if that was put forward in a court of law to say I did not want Stubbs as St Mirren manager it would be thrown out and you laughed at. Your quote Stayaway is open criticism.

The fact is go find one post where I wrote I did not want Alan Stubbs as manager after all that's what your trying to say.

 

:lol:

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