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Doakes

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Pity we couldn’t knock Celtic off their perch last week. We’re a dab hand at throwing away 2 points.

That reminds me fellas, not fish related but their were two massive fights over here in Jersey last week that I thought I ought to tell you about. 

The first one was down at my local Indian restaurant. It was really bad apparently. One guy ended up in a korma.

The other one was down at the biscuit factory. Two bandits battered a penguin over the head with a club and then made a breakaway in a taxi.

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