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The world today is absolutely crackers.
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like chinese,

They only come up to you knees,
Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to to please.
I like chinese,

There's 1.4 billion of them in the world today,
You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say.
I like chinese,

They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute, and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.
I like chinese food,
The waiters never are rude,
Think the many things they've done to impress,
There's maoism, taoism, I Ching and chess.
I like chinese,

I like their tiny little trees,
Their zen, their ping-pong, their ying and yang-eze.
I like chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confusious taught,
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The chinese will survive us all without any doubt.
 like chinese,
I like chinese,
They're food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees
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46 minutes ago, faraway saint said:

Good yin, took me a few seconds to get it, ya cheeky monkey. :wink:

Doubt any of the B&W Army quiz team would get it........................:lol:

I was too busy enjoying a meal out at Amore in Glasgow with two of my grandchildren to worry about oriental characters in the Forum. 

Those Pesky People from the Far East (Arbroath) cause enough mayhem in here. 

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